Review For Two

Caroline and Marko cook up a new Omnibus episode with Cooking Mama: Cook Off, Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine, and Hell's Kitchen: The Game. Caroline is the Nintendo Police. Marko is haunted by Alton Brown and The Squab. Both need to not play so many games with colons in the titles come on guys I've got a character limit here.

Transition music this week was from the Cooking Mama: Cook Off, Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine, and Hell's Kitchen: The Game soundtracks. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Warning: Spoilers!

Caroline and Marko mess with time in Life is Strange. Caroline might have found something that surpasses the Magic Mystery Mall. Marko doesn't understand art or artists. Both should know by now that time travel doesn't make sense so stop trying. 

Transition music this week was from the Life is Strange soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko settle it in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Caroline lost track of every character. Marko is just mad that he isn't good anymore. Both have somehow never been on the internet before, I guess. 

Transition music this week was from the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko play to win in Rocket League. Marko is not on the same level as strangers on the internet. Caroline does it more than once. Both are more than happy to blame me for the losses we all contributed to.

Transition music this week was from the Rocket League soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko hunt for treasure and glory in Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light. Marko has a hard time with words. Caroline hacks a versus mode into this cooperative game. Both never actually pay for games these days I guess. 

Transition music this week was from the Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko fight for survival in Halo: Reach. Marko hates Master Chief and just won't admit it. Caroline loses sight of the finer narrative elements. Both would like to introduce you to Spartan Beep. 

Transition music this week was from the Halo: Reach soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline are put to the test in Portal 2. Marko is forever the blue guy. Caroline offers you a relaxing acid bath. Both decided to improvise instead of preparing anything for their podcast. 

Transition music this week was from the Portal 2 soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko are finally joined by their one viewer for an exploration of Destiny 2. Marko is surrounded by meatheads. Caroline wages war against middle class office workers. Paul wants more bullets always forever. All three are looking for more clan members, so hit me up for applications. 

Transition music this week was from the Destiny 2 soundtrack. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko are playing(?) a game(?) this week with the interactive video adventure, You Vs. Wild! Caroline tries to kill Bear Grylls. Marko has questionable hiking supplies. Both have little fondness for termite cuisine.

Transition music this week was from the Man Vs. Wild TV Show soundtracks. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko board the omnibus for another grab bag episode! This week we have Badland, Kalimba, and Death Squared. Caroline builds and then loses an army. Marko is really into shapes these days. Both prioritize sabotage over level completion every single time.

Transition music this week was from the Badland, Kalimba, and Death Squared video game soundtracks. 

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Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us.

Graphic by Julia Gang