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It's not as dope as dopamine, but it'll do in a pinch.

This week we wrangled some internet reviews for the Cincinnati airport Hilton hotel, getting comfy in some leather gloves, 'dopamine patches' from Amazon, novelty back scratchers for men, and "Beware of Hodags: A Fated Mates Cryptid Monster Romance". For the segment, we march to a different beat with A_Different_Drummer's imdb reviews on Reviewer Redux. Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

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You will be remembered, for terrible things.

This week we have internet reviews for! Black Knight (2001) with the illustrious Martin Lawrence, Big Bang Theory with some nerdy guys, a trip to Yelp Japan for a Taco Bell in Shibuya, and a fancy Heinen's grocery store in Illinois. For the segment, we put on the big boots and wade into the Steam for reviews of the game Satisfactory on Steaming Pile of Reviews. Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne!

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Refresh yourself with that tickly fizz!

This week we've got reviews for media heroes Joan of Arc and Ted Lasso, a wobbly fan and some paper towels, and the kinky sound baths of the Hyatt Lodge. We dig into the papers for an Upon Further Review on friend of the podcast Dear Abby.

Bathe yourself in Sprite, be born again!

It's like the Shibuya Crossing but you just move a little differently.

This week we are jammed packed with internet goodness, including reviews for the Amazon Fire Kids Tablet, A Cheese Shifter Romance by Ellen Mint, and saving every banana with an in-home bug zapper. For the segment, we go for 12 rounds with Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Sacrebleu!

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Line 'em up 'cause I'm ready to slap!

This week we have some lovely internet reviews for the Among Us (2026) cartoon, Rain-X windshield wiper blades, Jamiroquai's Traveling Without Sound (1996) album, and a slingshot of mysterious origins. For the segment, we gather up some Letterboxd reviews of I, Robot (2004) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. Pow! Wham! Bam!

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I'd love a blue Corvette, even if everything else had to be blue, too, to get it. That's fine, probably.

This week we have reviews for mixing S&B mustard powder with mustard, Creatives Cakes cake shop, clearing gunk with Metamucil, and Kid in Aladdin's Palace (1997). For the segment, we take a look at the origins of Slack Circus' OG viral He-man hit HEYYEYAAEYAAYAEYA video on Upon Further Review. I have a podcast and it is so blue.

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We're kind of like the kings of review-based comedy, and that makes us royalty, and obviously, we act as such.

This week we have internet reviews for protein Pop Tarts, finding a use for tactical gloves, and finding our inner Walter Dwight on The Soprano's. We also revisit last week's find from bash.com, Jasmine the belly dancer, this time at Dave and Buster's. For the segment, we find some rare lures in a bunch of Clickbait Headlines. Bow down!

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Happy Birthday, Review Party!

This week we have internet reviews for belly dancers, a greasy Chili's in Spokane, 'Happy Birthday to You' by Dr. Seuss, The Birthday Party (2025), and an Oura smart ring. For the segment, we enjoy the very first User Was Blocked For This Post! For he's a jolly good fellow.

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It's round, it's white or maybe brown, and it contains special treats.

This week we have internet reviews for Old Yeller (1957), The super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026), getting extreme with some bulk knockoff lucky charm marshmallows, eating sugar free pudding with dignity, and The Nitty Gritty restaurant in Madison. For the segment, we max out on some Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) reviews on My Precious Max. Now, continue looking at the egg, please.

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Instead of throwing you into the lava pit, this guys got jokes!

This week we have internet reviews for Toy Story 5, culturally relevant woman's sandals from Sketchers, and fire extinguishers. For the segment, we take a small look at the live shows of Oliver Tree on Momento Moreview.

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