Review Without A Cause

My present to you is this list of the best of the best holiday movies’ male characters. The men only present during festive season: the kindest, most sensible hottest hunks. Who is going to be listed? Listen to find out

This week I am reviewing one of my favorite movies of 2019! Adam Driver, a pixie cut and amazing performances? I am in! Expect me to get emotional about relationships, fan-girly over Adam Driver’s tallness and real about my view on love.

We finally get a first glimpse of the Black Widow movie and it comes with cool Russian spy outfits, sexy man bods and the beautiful facial structure of Rachel Weisz.

This time I am reviewing the movie your father will ask you about. Get ready to explain to him how a Scorsese movie has been released on Netflix. The episode includes a few takes on Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance and a rant about old white men privilege in Hollywood.

The world seems to be obsessed with this story so here I am, a mere servant of my people. This fall, Elsa is on a quest to find some answers and I guess the rest of the characters are just following her around? One thing is sure: she is not letting it go.

This is a long one, that is what she said! Let’s stay professional and focus on season 3 of The Crown: starring bold flowery patterns, romantic pity parties and a healthy amount of hate for a certain royal couple.

Are you overwhelmed by this pretty, elegant boy that has taken over the entertainment industry by storm? Don’t worry, take a seat and pay attention because I am about to give you the basics of our beloved goth kid Timothée Chalamet starting with the actual pronunciation of his name.

I review the movie that has brought back bold cuts, Robert Pattinson and Shakespeare adaptations. Learn the true story of Henry V with me while I address the inaccuracy of the film ... like a nerd. No matter what, we can all agree on one thing: fake French accents are always funny.

Get in loser, we are going spoiling! Listen to me deduce the “plot twist” in the Christmas movie of the year. Also, keep in mind I have strong feelings about Emilia Clarke’s hair color and eyebrows.No Game of Thrones references are made throughout this episode.

A horror film with a great story and none of the usual cliches? I’ll take it. Expect some extra, free of charge movie recommendations as I come to the realization I want to be a gangster wife. I try to dissect the movie for clues to answer the question in everybody’s mind: will raw rabbit make me fat?