Revolutionary Tunes

Sammy Alito

MAGA mosquito

Destroying our lives

For his bloodthirsty ego

Puts up his flag

Upside down

Like those MAGA

Insurrection clowns

Sammy Alito

MAGA mosquito

Destroying the USA

With his MAGA amigos

Lay down that flag

Upon the ground

Uzip your robe

Make it yellow and brown

The Supreme Court fell

When MAGA stole its soul

We are mad has hell

We won't take it anymore

Hang up your phone

Lock up your TV

Pull up your pants

Roll up your sleeves

Suck up your tummy

Tighten up your ass

Open up your eyes

Through the looking glass

Stand up for yourself

For America too

Vote for Democracy

Decency, and Truth

Stand up for you

And all Americans

Vote Blue

Stop the MAGA men

Germany, China, Cambodia

It can happen here

MAGA killing fields

Are getting very near

Put up your feet

Spread your thighs

Doctor MAGA

Gonna look inside

He's checking your thing

He's looking to prove

You been copulating

Without a license to screw

You got to get married

Say the MAGA men

Before you do the deed

Like Mary Magdalene

And don't you dare

Use contraception

Your gonna pop em out

Til Jesus says you're done

Doctor MAGA will tell you what to do

Doctor MAGA will tell you when to screw

Doctor MAGA looking for vaginas

Appearing very busy without no marriage license

Glory to our god

Glory to our tribe

Our Supreme Court Squad

And the MAGA men we bribe

Doctor MAGA hates you too

Doctor MAGA coming for you

Doctor MAGA will tell you what to do

Doctor MAGA will tell you when to screw

Doctor MAGA gonna look inside

Doctor MAGA gonna spread your thighs

There's going to be trouble

Don't worry

It will come without your help

Full of sound and fury

Keep company only

With people who uplift you

Who call forth your best

Forget all the rest

Tell yourself the truth

Set yourself free

Conquer grief, don't deceive it

If not you, then who?

There's going to be trouble

Don't worry

It will come without your help

Full of sound and fury

Don't waste your time in fear

Of things that will never come to be

All you have is now, be here

Be your best friend, oh be happy

Every tyrant needs his cowards

To look the other way

Go along with the heard

Shout his slogans and his praise

When you see bad things

Look for the helpers

People assisting

The Helter Skelter

Look for the sociopaths

With zero empathy

Destroying whatever

Makes 'em unhappy

Look for the stupid

Guided by emotions

More like lizards

Than thinking humans

Look for the sheep

Following their faith

Loyal to their tribe

All others they hate

Look for the greedy

Guided by money

In love with stuff

Morality mushy

When you see bad things

Look for the helpers

Helter Skelter Helpers

Helter Skelter Helpers

Helter Skelter Helpers

I'll meet you in the middle

In between the two extremes

We'll solve that little riddle

And share our common dream

You go west and I'll head east

We'll meet in Kansas City

We'll set aside our big beliefs

And split a pint of pity

I'll meet you half way

Between the Left and the Right

We'll roam these fifty states

Until one day we unite

I'll meet you in the center

Of the circle jerking clowns

Between the pain and pleasure

Going round and round and round

We'll take the middle path

Holding hands along the way

We'll forget which one's white or black

Brown, yellow, pink, or gray

I'll meet you in the middle

In between the two extremes

We'll solve that little riddle

And share our common dream

I'll meet you in the center

Of the circle jerking clowns

Between the pain and pleasure

Going round and round and round

I'll meet you in the middle

In between the two extremes

We'll solve that little riddle

And share our common dream

Share our common dream

Share our common dream

Share our common dream

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes

Just a clown suit and red rubber nose

A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar

When he opened his mouth, beware buyer!

A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin

This is the story of a man who was beaten

Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed

If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail

Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed

Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed

A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies

A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties

He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs

He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud

Hated babies, gays, veterans and blacks

Hated democracy, science, knowledge and facts

Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the Jew

Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do

He suckered his believers into Trump Institute

And they saw firsthand how he made his loot

While our sons or daughters were killed in action

He dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstraction

He pretended to be godly for the evangelical

Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle

He tried to sell America for a few gold coins

Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyed

But the people fought back, and that loser failed

Our Democracy survived and we sent him to jail

A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin

That's the story of a man who was beaten

A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies

A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes

Just a clown suit and red rubber nose

A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin

That's the story, yeah that's the story

That's the story of a man who was beaten

MAGA 1 MAGA 2

I believed in you

MAGA 3 MAGA 4

I don't anymore

Dumpy Bumpy Frumpy Frack

Jumping off the Trumpy Track

MAGA this MAGA that

Dumping on my MAGA hat

MAGA 5 MAGA 6

Tired of all your dirty tricks

MAGA 7 MAGA 8

No more bullshit

No more hate

Grumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack

Jumping off the Trumpy Track

MAGA this MAGA that

Dumping on my MAGA hat

MAGA 9 MAGA 10

Fooled me once

Won't fool me again

Jumping off the Trumpy Track

Dumping on my MAGA hat

Stumpy Lumpy Monkey Mack

Plumpy Rumpy Crumpy Crap

Jumping off the Trumpy Track

Dumping on my MAGA hat

Dumping on my MAGA hat

Dumping on my MAGA hat

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John Lopker

All the quacks call it Carnivore

But it's really Dunning-Kruger

They tell you to eat lots of meat

And forget about heart disease

Well, maybe you feel fine for now

But disease takes it's own sweet time

Arteries clog slowly, then POW!

Your heart resigns

Please, guys, eat wisely

Mediterranean or DASH

Recommended most highly

If you want your life to last

Don't fall for the latest craze

Carnivore and whatever comes after

Just eat good food every day

The quacks will kill you faster

The Grim Reaper knows

Get your cholesterol low

LDL below 60

Live long and healthy

Don't fall for the carnivore scam

It's a total freakin' disaster

Ignore the quack and supplement man

Carnivore kills you faster

Popping out six children

Generation after generation

Multiplying 6 times 6

Millions of Yeshiva rabbits

Soft and fluffy

Cute and kind

The bunnies like to study

To grow into Rabbis

Millions of rabbits

Is not what we need

If rabbits won't fight

To save our country

Popping out six children

Generation after generation

All with obligations

Like every other citizen

There is a time to sit

And a time to stand

A time for the rabbit

And a time to be a man

In the circles we can dance

And sing our songs

After we pull on our army pants

And get where we belong

Israel needs unity

Shared responsibility

All must bear the burden

Every man and woman

We all must do our part

Obligations of citizens

Our existence is at stake

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait

The exemption started with 400 men

Now its grown to 66 thousand

Popping out six children

Every blessed generation

Citizens with obligations

We must all do our part

All bear the burden

Our existence is at stake

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait

Israel needs unity

Shared responsibility

All must bear the burden

Every man and woman

We all must do our part

Obligations of citizens

Our existence is at stake

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait

The Torah can wait