There's a special place in hell
For the leaf blower man
Right next to
The amplified muffler dude
Oh how I hate these sounds
They turn my smile into a frown
I would send them all to hell
But I'd still hear them all around
Chewing with mouth open
Slurping, farting, burping
Squeaking, grinding, pounding
Microphone feedback hurting
You know what else gets me pissed?
Novelty songs like this
So if you add it to your list
I completely understand, I too am damned
The baby crying on the airplane
OK, she gets another chance
We can all understand her pain
She got doo doo in her pants
But if you ever blow on them bagpipes
You're going straight to the inferno
Same for you if you play that kazoo
Or you drone on didgeridoo
Oh how I hate these sounds
They turn my smile into a frown
I would send them all to hell
But I'd still hear them all around
That guy drilling with his power drill
Nails on a chalkboard
The lady who screams oh so shrill
Your damn lover's constant snore
The low pounding of a distant motor
The boom boom boom of the hip hop car
The constant roar of an air conditioner
The screaming of a car alarm
Oh how I hate these sounds
They turn my smile to a frown
I would send them all to hell
But I'd still hear them all around