Revolutionary Tunes

I was Republican

Now I'm a MAGA man

I loved our democracy

Now I'm authoritarian

I joined a MAGA cult

That don't bother me

Hell, this ain't my fault

At least it's not Scientology

Don't bother me

Don't bother me

I don't have a mind no more

Don't have to think about nothin'

I just do what they tell me to

And agree with MAGA everythin'

I know he's the worst person

In the whole wide world

Hell, maybe worst in history

That don't bother me

Don't bother me

Don't bother me

MAGA tells me I'm a victim

MAGA tells me who to blame

Feels so good to believe in them

MAGA takes away my pain

Maybe it's Hitler all over again

History really does repeat

Here comes my party of MAGA men

Please don't bother me

Don't bother me

Don't bother me

Don't bother me

That could be your daughter

You mother or your wife

He will deny it once he got her

Then defame her all her life

He will claim she let him rape it

He will say she voluntarily gave it

But, come on, really? Let's face it

He's the Greatest Rapist

He alone can rape it

He alone can penetrate it

Take it, shake it, break it

He's America's greatest!

He will try to date it

To make it, to attain it

And when he can't detain it

His Greatness will rape it

Some people do not care

Some like a man who rapes

But most simply never dare

From his cult of rape escape

That's who we got

America at its strangest

Let's offer a prayer and a thought

For our Greatest Rapist

That's who we are

America at its strangest

Let's offer a prayer and a cigar

For our Greatest Rapist

Hail to the king

The MAGAtocracy

He can do anything

He's got immunity

Hail to the king

The MAGAtocracy

He can do anything

He's got immunity

His vice-president hung

From a sparkling chandelier

Squirmin' and twistin'

As the king flung tacos at his ear

Was it ketchup on the wall

Or blood of the first lady?

Nobody really knew

What he did in his fury

Did he sell our secrets

To the communist Chinese?

He denies it with a smile

And a quarter pounder with cheese

The treasury's missing a trillion

And fifty bars of gold

But nobody can do nothin'

Except do what they're told

BREAK

His rival was getting closer

Until that long awful fall

From that tall New York tower

The night they dropped the ball

The king's huge nuke

Came early that summer day

That city had voted blue

They deserved it, he would say

CHORUS

You can fool some of the people all the time. Especially when they want to be fooled. That is don's skill. He is a master. All the easier when half the population has an IQ in double digits and very busy trying to survive.

Also, easy to fool high IQ people with Dysrationalia. What is that you say? The inability to think and behave rationally despite adequate intelligence. It is a concept in educational psychology and is not a clinical disorder such as a thought disorder. Dysrationalia can be a resource to help explain why smart people fall for Ponzi schemes and other fraudulent encounters.

The there is also the theory of stupidity--where stupid people can be smart, but act against their own interest, hurting themselves and others for no reason. Stupidity is worse than evil, because we have no defenses against them. And they are everywhere. In all professions, all walks of life. You have probably noticed this, but did not know it has be studied extensively. Check it out.

Got a degree in MAGAtology

Graduated first in her class

From Gaslight University

Right before it all collapsed

Her first job was to attack

The capitol of the USA

With a mob of MAGAtology grads

On that January day

January 6

Tried to kill the USA

They beat police

Broke down doors

Pissed and crapped on the floor

Smashed windows and works of art

Lusted to murder

Ripped out our hearts

MAGAtology

You ain't been good me

Took my morality

Locked me up in your fantasy

MAGAtology

Oh MAGAtology

Many ways to get a degree

But every school requires

You surrender your rationality

Join the MAGA choir

Sing the MAGA tune

Hum the MAGA melody

Beat the MAGA drum

Until you forsake reality

MAGAtology

Some children get degrees at home

MAGAschooled to protect the brain

From unMAGAtized ideas

And facts exposing the charade

You can get a degree on the internet

From the MAGA talkers and schlockers

You can fall slowly into it

With your fellow MAGA flockers

MAGA flockers

MAGAtology

You ain't been good me

Took my morality

Locked me up in your fantasy

MAGAtology

Oh, MAGAtology

You ain't been good me

Locked me up in your fantasy

MAGAtology

Oh MAGAtology

Getting sicker by the day

Falling deeper in the hole

I feel so damn ashamed

To the devil I sold my soul

Doctor, Doctor

Can you help me, please

I got a bad case of

MAGAdipity

If you find yourself in love

With an fat old psychopath

His voice makes you come

His stink you think ain't bad

Then, you might have fallen

For a devil in disguise

You may have forgotten

That love is often blind

Doctor, Doctor

Can you help me, please

I got a bad case of

MAGAdipity

Sometimes you wonder 22

If you have joined a cult

You often seem to hunger

For somebody to assault

You reject reality

You disregard the facts

You love the gross stupidity

Of those people and that ass

If you are missing your morality

Your sense of right and wrong

You lost all your empathy

Your humanity almost gone

You just may have fallen

For evil personified

You probably have forgotten

That love is often blind

Doctor, Doctor

Can you help me, please

I got a bad case of

MAGAdipity

Getting sicker by the day

Falling deeper in the hole

I feel so damn ashamed

To the devil I sold my soul

Doctor, Doctor

Can you help me, please

I got a bad case of

MAGAdipity

Doctor, Doctor

Can you help me, please

I got a bad case of

MAGAdipity

S is for Slavery

L for Labor

A for Abolition

V for Victory

E for Emancipation

R Reconstruction

Y for History

And a Nikki Haley Lesson

S is for Slavery

The right to own a negro

The South fought to keep

But the North said No No No!

L is for Labor

The labor of black slaves

That's why we fought that Civil War

Why the South is still ashamed

A for Abolition

The struggle to end slavery

To liberate black Americans

By patriots fighting bravely

V for Victory

The end of the Civil War

The end of slavery

Free from shore to shore

E for Emancipation

Freedom for all slaves

Proclaimed by Abraham Lincoln

For a brand new USA

R for Reconstruction

Reintegration of the South

Everybody into the Union

With Equal rights for all - WOW

Y is for History

True stories of yesterday

Facts we must teach

Not deny or tuck away

We made some mistakes

We stumbled along the way

That's how we became

The USA

S is for Slavery

L for Labor

A for Abolition

V for Victory

E for Emancipation

R Reconstruction

Y for History

And a Nikki Haley Lesson

S-L-A-V-E-R-Y

Slavery--That's why

S is for Slavery

The right to own a negro

The South fought to keep

But the North said No No No!

L is for Labor

The labor of black slaves

That's why we fought that Civil War

Why the South is still ashamed

A for Abolition

The progress to end slavery

To liberate black Americans

By patriots fighting bravely

V for Victory

The end of the Civil War

The end of slavery

Free from shore to shore

E for Emancipation

Freedom for all slaves

Proclaimed by Abraham Lincoln

For a brand new USA

R for Reconstruction

Reintegration of the South

And former slaves into the Union

With Equal rights for all - WOW

Y is for History

True stories of yesterday

Facts we must teach

Not deny or tuck away

We made some mistakes

We stumbled along the way

That's how we became the USA

S for Slavery

L for Labor

A for Abolition

V for Victory

E for Emancipation

R for Reconstruction

Y for History

And a Nikki Haley Lesson

It's all about slavery

Dear Americans of 2024

This is a letter from 2224

For you it's the future

But for us it is now

And we just want to tell you

His stink is still around

The Stink of Donald Trump

The stench of sulfur

Of terrible evil

Enemy of the people

His stink will never fade

No matter how often we try

To rewrite history

Blur faces

Or tell big fat whoppin' lies

The Stink of Donald Trump

America will never forget

Americans will never forgive

We can never wash off

The stink of him

That miserable cartoon of a man

Quoting Hitler and spewing hate

He failed at everything he ever planned

He failed to become a good man

Every tyrant needs his cowards

We teach our kids to be brave

And warn them about Republicans

How they ruined the USA

We teach our kids about his stink

They can smell in the morning

Brushin' their teeth over the sink

We hold our noses, and proceed

We live our lives with his stink

His stink so disgusting

Dear Americans of 2024

This is a letter from 2224

For you it's the future

But for us it is now

And we just want to tell you

His stink is still around

The Stink of Donald Trump

He lures them into his MAGA cult

With his talk of retribution

Assures them it's not their fault

They should blame it on the VERMIN

In his mouth a poison pill

A poison pill of hate

Poisoning the blood

Blood of the USA

He sucks them into his MAGA cult

Dangling their favorite bait

Tells them that nothing's their fault

MAGA's perfect, others are to blame

In his mouth a poison pill

A poison pill of hate

Poisoning the blood

Blood of the USA

In his mouth a poison pill

A poison pill of hate

Poisoning the blood

Blood of the USA

I stepped in something the other day

It was brown and smelled like poo

But it wasn't poo, it was Kari Lake

Stuck to the bottom of my shoe

I wiped my shoes on the grass

Took a stick and gave her a poke

Slammed my shoes together fast

But she said "No No I will not go!"

Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe

Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe

I forgot about her for a few weeks

Then I heard a voice from below

I looked down and there was she

Kari Lake that election ho

I told her "Kari, you gotta go!"

Time to move on, time to grow

But she stuck to my shoe, like a old turd

After all this time she never learned

To accept reality

To tell the truth

Honesty Integrity

Kari, it's OK to lose

It's OK to lose

I'm not sure what happened to you

But nobody believes anything you say

Some you win and some you lose

You got to be gracious either way

Kari, please accept reality

Please tell the truth

Honesty Integrity

Kari, it's OK to lose

It's OK to lose