Revolutionary Tunes

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  • Bitcoin Beanie Baby
    Bitcoin Beanie Baby | Bubble Song
    Copyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
    I got a bitcoin for my birthday
    But I don't know what to do
    My bitcoin beanie baby
    Really isn't very cute
    Some say she is the future
    Some say she will die soon
    I may be a winner or a loser
    But I will HODL her to the moon!
    She's worth a million dollars
    She's going up every day
    They tell me to buy another
    Before the billion dollar play
    Maybe I'll just buy a pizza
    And cash in all the rest
    Say a little prayer to Jesus
    Because I'll be truly blessed
    Like Dutch tulip
    The pet rock
    And the DOT.COM craze
    The value of my baby
    Is difficult to appraise
    Popular delusion
    Rockets her to the sky
    The madness of the crowds
    Makes her fly so high!
    My bitcoin beanie baby
    Is worth a lot
    Until she's not
    She's lives inside a bubble
    That possibly will pop
    I got a bitcoin for my birthday
    Now I know what I will do
    My bitcoin beanie baby
    I will sell her to you!
    My bitcoin beanie baby
    I will sell her to you!
    3 min
  • Bye Bye Rush Limbaugh
    Bye Bye Rush Limbaugh
    It's time to go
    Gently down into
    The beast below
    Bye Bye Rush Limbaugh
    It's time to pay
    Time to rejoice
    To celebrate
    Go swiftly to your maker
    Whoever that may be
    70 long years of vapor
    Without one drop of empathy
    You brainwashed millions
    From your golden cage
    Used your gift of gab
    To anger and enrage
    You stoked the fires of fear and hate
    February 17 yeah save the date
    Bye Rush, it's all fate
    2 min
  • January 666
    January 666
    We will never forget
    The Inciter in Chief
    Incites his MAGA cult
    His big lie they believe
    He loves the result
    Evil came to Washington that day
    Macho MAGA men and women
    Dressed in costumes ready to play
    Ready to kill for him
    January 666
    We will never forget
    They believed his big lie
    Got sucked into the Donald Con
    They came to fight, they came to die
    They came to kill Americans
    They beat police with American flags
    Broke down doors with battering rams
    Smashed windows as they bragged
    People will die at their hands
    The Inciter in Chief
    Incites his MAGA cult
    His big lie they believe
    He loves the result
    January 666
    January 666
    January 666
    We will never forget
    3 min
  • Acquit Da Twit
    Dear Republicans
    Please acquit da twit
    Show us who you really are
    Stink bugs collected in a toddler's jar
    He made you believe absurdities
    He put you on your knees
    Now you commit atrocities
    For the mobster you must please
    You may try to ride the tiger
    But you know how that will end
    You'll be changing his dirty diapers
    While he executes your friends
    The cult of Mobster Don
    The party that killed the USA
    Pitiful tiny Trumpublicans
    He will kill you all one day
    The people are looking at your vote
    To see if you have a soul
    Will you vote to save the USA
    Or for mobster Donny Trumphole?
    Republicans
    Acquit da twit please
    Show us who you really are
    The American Fascist Party
    Stink bugs collected in a toddler's jar
    You don't care about the people
    You don't care about the country
    You only care about your power
    You're mobster Don junkies
    We will stand up to all of you
    We will remove you from all doubt
    We will stop your bloody coup
    We will vote you mothers out
    Republicans
    Acquit da twit please
    Show us who you really are
    Stink bugs collected in a toddler's jar
    3 min
  • Cellphone Roadkill Day
    Crossing the street can take your life
    To stay alive you need to see
    Put down your phone, use your eyes
    Watch your 9 o'clock and your 3
    If you're tap tap tapping or yap yap yapping
    Don't cross the street, Oh No!
    Tap tap tappers and yap yap yappers
    Get a tag tied on their toe
    Crosswalks are no guarantee
    That you will stay alive
    Zebra stripes are killing machines
    Watch your 7 o'clock and your 5
    Look to your left then look to your right
    Keep looking all the way
    Look for the car that just might
    Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day
    "But I had the right of way!" you cry
    As the cops get out their chalk
    That's Darwin's favorite way to die
    Don't text and cross! Don't talk and walk!
    Look to your left then look to your right
    Keep looking all the way
    Look for the car that just might
    Look for the car that just might
    Look for the car that just might
    Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day
    Cellphone Roadkill Day
    3 min
  • Lucifer Cruz | Beast From Hell
    Teddy did a deal with the devil
    Teddy sold his soul
    Traded his stones for a pebble
    Now Satan's in control
    Teddy pretends to be crazy
    That's just his stage disguise
    He's tricky and he's brainy
    With evil in his eyes
    Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell
    Works the illusion works it well
    Works the MAGAMANIA ruse
    The beast from hell
    Lucifer Cruz
    Teddy's wife is fugly
    That's what Satan said
    His father killed the Kennedys
    But they're not really dead
    Teddy grew a beard to hide his face
    But Teddy can't hide the monster
    Teddy wants to crush the United States
    Satan wants to date his daughter
    Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell
    Works the illusion works it well
    Works the MAGAMANIA ruse
    The beast from Hell
    Lucifer Cruz
    3 min
  • Bye Bye 45
    Bye Bye 45 thank you for your service
    Bye Bye 45 you served a useful purpose
    You shined a light where the light don't shine
    You showed us who we've always been
    You showed us greed and hate is fine
    You spoke the mind of Americans
    You showed us who we really are
    You made us all remember
    We are a tribal nation
    At war against the Other
    Bye Bye 45 you represent the worst of us
    Bye Bye 45 you uncovered our ugliness
    You emboldened our bigotry
    You fanned the fires of our phobias
    You coddled our Qrazy conspiracies
    You promised MAGATOPIA
    You showed us who we really are
    You made us all remember
    We are a tribal nation
    At war against the Other
    Bye Bye 45 you revealed American reality
    Bye Bye 45 you were such a helpful catastrophe
    Bye Bye 45 thank you for your service
    Bye Bye 45 you served a useful purpose
    Bye Bye 45
    Bye Bye 45
    3 min
  • Coup Klux Con
    Impeach the traitor one more time
    Grab him by the balls
    He'll let you do it, don't be shy
    Squeeze em hard until he falls
    Hold him accountable hold him tight
    Crush the evil that he incites
    Impeach the gangster one more time
    Smash the Mobster Don
    Crash the party of organized crime
    Crush the boss of the Coup Klux Con
    Lance the boil til the pus runs clear
    Stop Trumpublican hate and fear
    Excrete the excrement one more time
    Take an huge exceptional American dump
    The world is watching, it's our time to shine
    Time to dump the mushy fecal Trump
    It feels so good, so damn divine
    Now flush the toilet one more time
    Coup Klux Con | USA Cult Song
    Copyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved.
    2 min
  • MAGA Chosen Folks
    MAGA this and MAGA that
    Psycho MAGA insanity
    Red Chinese MAGA Hats
    MAGA cult fantasy
    They hate other people and love their guns
    They think the virus is a hoax
    The Cult of Trump, the crazy ones
    MAGA Chosen Folks
    Don't tell them about the facts
    They will not respond to reason
    They want democracy to collapse
    They are not opposed to treason
    The truth is what he says it is
    He dictates their reality
    They believe the big lie of his
    MAGA cult of personality
    Some MAGAs are your friends
    Some MAGAs are your family
    You work with Chad and Karen
    You see them screaming on TV
    "Go back to where you came from!"
    That's what they like to say
    They shout their hate at everyone
    They are the chosen race
    Nevermind the pain they invoke
    Nevermind the democracy they broke
    Nevermind the chaos they stoke
    Behold! The MAGA Chosen Folks
    Never forget the pain they invoke
    Never forget the democracy they broke
    Never forget the chaos they stoke
    Never forget the MAGA Chosen Folks
    3 min
  • Stop The Kill
    Accountability is the answer
    To treason in our land
    Accountability is the medicine
    For a sick and evil man
    The 25th Amendment
    Was created just for him
    For attacking our democracy
    For inciting insurrection
    The 25th Amendment
    Was created just for him
    The traitor in our White House
    And all his Trumpublicans
    Hold him accountable
    STOP THE KILL
    He's murdering the USA
    With his MAGA poison pill
    Hold him accountable
    STOP THE KILL
    Trumpublicans are split
    Between the gamers and the breakers
    Gamers game the democracy
    That Trumpers want to break
    We the people now can see
    The split between the two
    Game over for the gamers
    But the breakers want a coup
    Hold them accountable
    STOP THE KILL
    They're murdering the USA
    With their MAGA poison pill
    Hold them accountable
    STOP THE KILL
    3 min

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