Hey Dad, I'm joining the Army
Said the young man to the MAGAT
I will serve my country
I will make you proud
What do you think of that?
The military is for losers
That's what Dear Leader teaches
He prefers bloodsucking leeches
To veterans of war
Only suckers join
Only losers fight
That's what Dear Leader says
And Dear Leader is always right
Hey Mom I wanna join the Navy
I wanna join the Marines
I wanna join the Air force
Have you got good advice for me?
Yes Sir, don't be a sucker
The military is for losers
Don't serve the country
Let the country serve you, Sir
Take, take, take, take as much as you can
That's what Dear Leader does
The god of our clan
Hey Dad, I'm joining the service
Said the young man to the patriot
I will serve my country and make you proud
His Dad said, Son, you do that
The military is for the selfless
The heroes that keep our country free
The military is for the very best
Who serve the country humbly
We love all of those brave souls
Who defend the USA
Godspeed, my son
I'm so proud of you today