Billy Graham where'd you go?
Inquiring minds want to know
Are you sitting next to Jesus
Is He washing your cold feet
Or did you end up in the fire
Throwing brimstones at the Beast?
Billy Graham you were first
To make millions off your flock
Now TV preachers make billions
Selling prosperity gospel schlock
Billy Graham you apologized
For saying AIDS was God's revenge
But your sermon is still admired
By those that shout "Amen"
Billy Graham where'd you go?
Inquiring minds want to know
Are you sitting next to Jesus
Is He washing your cold feet
Or did you end up in the fire
Throwing brimstones at the Beast?
Billy Graham nuked Vietnam
Or you would have if you could
You told Dicky Nixon
A mushroom cloud would be good
Billy Graham's not a Jewish man
But you saw one on TV
You told Dicky Nixon
We can fix that you and me
Billy Graham, you pretended
To be a man of the bible
But you're just a politician
Making America greatly tribal
Billy Graham where'd you go?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Are you sitting next to Jesus
Is He washing your cold feet
Or did you end up in the fire
Throwing brimstones at the Beast?
Did you end up in the fire
Throwing brimstones at the Beast?