Revolutionary Tunes

Revolutionary Tunes

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  • Bloody NRA Folk
    There's something we can do
    Yeah there's something to be done
    To save me and you
    From all those goddamn guns
    There's something we can do
    Yeah something to be done
    It'll take me and you
    And some good Republicans
    Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow
    Aren't you sick and tired of it all?
    Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow
    Call Washington
    Call them right now
    Call your congressman, your senator
    Your president and his wife
    Tell them this is war
    And we're fighting for our life
    Tell them stop taking bribes
    From the bloody NRA
    Tell them do what's right
    And make some good laws today
    It's a waste of time to pray
    Because God is mad as Hell
    At the bloody NRA
    And all the bodies that they fell
    Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow
    Aren't you sick and tired of it all?
    Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow
    Call Washington, call them right now
    Call Washington, call them right now
    3 min
  • Redneck Planet Mars
    If you want to move to Mars
    I've got some news for you
    First of all it's really far
    It takes a year or two
    And if you ever get there
    Don't forget your oxygen
    Mars ain't got no air
    You'll have to cut down on your breathing
    You may get mighty thirsty
    But there's no water on Mars
    So don't wait for a cloud to burst
    You'll have to pee into a jar
    Bring pajamas, your gonna freeze
    Mars gets mighty cold
    Minus 180 degrees
    You won't need no birth control
    Planet Earth is our Plan A
    We have no Planet B
    Planet Earth is our only way
    But you may disagree
    If planet Mars is your Plan B
    Careful what your wishing for
    If planet Mars is your fantasy
    I'll tell you one thing more
    There's no monster trucks
    No NASCAR, no Country Music Channel
    No tanning beds, no tube tops
    No Wranglers and no flannel
    No Pop-Tarts, no Budweiser
    No ice cold Mountain Dew
    No cornbread, no Fritos
    No MoonPie, no squirrel stew
    No Waffle House, no Wallmart
    No corner liquor stores
    No pancakes, no Valveeta
    No flying dinosaurs
    No corn nuts, no Chuck E Cheese
    No pork rinds, no fast food
    But losing weight will be a breeze
    Planting potaters in your poo
    Planet Earth is our Plan A
    We have no Planet B
    Planet Earth is our only way
    But you may disagree
    If planet Mars is your Plan B
    Careful what your wishing for
    If planet Mars is your fantasy
    I'll say just one thing more
    Good luck my friend, Godspeed
    Party hard on Planet B
    Good luck my friend, Godspeed
    Party hard on Planet B
    Good luck my friend, Godspeed
    Party hard on Planet B
    4 min
  • Suicide Eagle
    I don't know where she's going
    I don't know her real name
    Her wings are quickly slowing
    She got a belly full of pain
    Yesterday she flew so strong
    Before her murder by the people
    Democracy never lasts too long
    Before the suicide of an eagle
    Not long ago we had a choice
    Between who we liked the best
    The one who gave us a voice
    The one who most impressed
    Now we have to choose
    The one who stinks the least
    Against the one we want to lose
    Against the beauty or the beast
    They say democracy never lasts too long
    Before it's murdered by the people
    I started to write a love song
    Then I saw the suicide of an eagle
    I don't know where she's going
    I don't know her real name
    Her wings are quickly slowing
    She got a belly full of pain
    2 min
  • 99 Percent
    Wall Street greed made us bleed
    Red and Blue we all got screwed
    By mega banks too big to fail
    By Wall Street cats too fat for jail
    Left and Right we stand and fight
    For the Tribe of the Light
    We are the 99
    One percent stole the pie
    Left a little piece for the 99
    That’s not right, that’s not fair
    All we want is our fair share
    All we want is for you to care
    Do you hear me mister billionaire?
    Mega banks no no no!
    Mega banks got to go!
    Wall Street bullies too big too fail
    But not too big to beg for bail
    Bully banks, pay for votes
    Bully banks, cut the throat
    of the 99 Tribe of the Light
    Do you hear our cry?
    Do you hear our cry?
    Do you hear our cry?
    2 min
  • Song of Grace | Anti-Bully
    I was just eighteen when I met the end
    Missed my bus and lost the plot
    I was holding a pistol to my head
    Praying for the strength to take a shot
    I'd planned for months for this last day
    When I'd wake up and take my father's gun
    And end this game that I can’t play
    I’m done and I don’t care who lost or won
    I’m older now, and I sing with you
    A simple song of grace
    Will you sing it too and see it through
    Or leave without a trace?
    I don’t fit in, can’t climb those hills
    See no future no place to step down
    It’s not the weight but the speed that kills
    I can’t swim the river and I can’t get around
    My bones are bending my fingers bleeding
    I tried and tried to get in the flow
    I just want to be me not something your reading
    My hand says yes but my heart says no, no, no
    I’m older now and I sing with you
    A simple song of grace
    Will you sing it too and see it through
    Or leave without a trace?
    I was ready to shoot that ball of lead
    When I heard a voice crying out with me
    You heard my prayers to be done and dead
    Then you held me tight and mostly disagreed
    You said: Wait! Don't you think it's odd
    That you’re the only one feeling so unsure?
    Be yourself, forget your fancy façade
    Don’ fix it, it’s not broken and can’t be cured
    I’m older now and I sing with you
    A simple song of grace
    Will you sing it too and see it through?
    Be strong and take your place
    Will you sing it too and see it through?
    Be strong and take your place
    FICTIONAL / NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
    4 min
  • Comfort Woman Go With Me
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    I've got a job for you and it pays so well
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    I've got a place for you in the bowels of hell
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    I'll take you to away to a better place
    I'll lock you up and steal your face
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    We'll walk until dawn and then you'll see
    The masters of misery
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    I've got a bullet for your heart if you change your mind
    I've got a knife for your throat if you not inclined
    Comfort woman will you go with me?
    When the sun comes up in the morning sky
    It'll rise in the west and we'll both know why
    3 min
  • America Got Altered
    We've entered the tent of the carnival barker
    It's not like it was, America got altered
    Facts don't matter, anything can be real
    If you say it often and say it with zeal
    Evidence is optional if your story goes viral
    Just make up a source or point to a bible
    It's not like it was, not like before
    It's not like it was, not anymore
    The Ministry of Love generates hate
    They say that's what made America so great
    The Ministry of Truth multiplies fake news
    About you or anyone with any different views
    The Ministry of Plenty only gives to the rich
    What they take from the poor the old and the sick
    The Ministry of Peace starts all the wars
    They send you to your death then knock on your door
    The Thought Police know what you think
    They know what you do they know what you drink
    It's not like it was, America got altered
    We've entered the tent of the carnival barker
    It's not like it was, America got altered
    It's not like it was, not like before
    It's not like it was, not anymore
    It's not like it was, not like before
    It's not like it was, not anymore
    It's not like it was, not like before
    It's not like it was, not anymore
    4 min
  • Amazing Spicey Man
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    You know who I am
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    I'm Amazing Spicey-Man!
    Don't shake your head
    Don't roll your eyes
    The truth is dead
    The facts are lies
    Don't shake your head
    Don't tap your toe
    Shazam! Ballyhoo! Tally Ho!
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    You know who I am
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    I'm Amazing Spicey-Man!
    The president said
    The sky is green
    Water is red
    And coal is clean
    That's the truth
    All you need to know
    Skeptics and critics
    Go, go, go!
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    You know who I am
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    I'm Amazing Spicey-Man!
    I am the man I chose to be
    It's a gift, a curse, it's my destiny
    I'm a human Spicey Spicer man
    I'm a truther slicer-dicer man
    I hang all night upside down
    I spin alt-right round and round
    I sold my soul long ago
    Shazam! Ballyhoo! Tally Ho!
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    You know who I am
    Who are you?
    What's your name?
    I'm Amazing Spicey-Man!
    Amazing Spicey-Man!
    Amazing Spicey-Man!
    Tally Ho!
    3 min
  • Anti-Spanking Fictional Song
    NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
    Daddy beat me with a stick
    His bible says it's right
    Oh God how I prayed
    He'd stop before I died
    Daddy punched me with his fist
    To make me a better man
    I was only four years old
    My Hell had just began
    Daddy hit me with his belt
    He learned it from his Dad
    He must've known how I felt
    How hating him made me sad
    Daddy whipped me with a hose
    To teach me to be strong
    I need love not violence
    When I do something wrong
    Daddy beat me too hard one day
    My brain bounced off the floor
    Now I don't have to be afraid
    He can't hurt me anymore
    Daddy can't beat me in my grave
    I remain forever four
    I don't have to be afraid
    He can't hurt me anymore
    Daddy beat me with a stick
    his bible says it's right
    Oh God, how I prayed
    He'd stop before I died
    La, la la, la la la la
    La, la la, la la la la
    La, la la, la la la la
    La, la la, la la la la
    Anti-Spanking Fictional Song
    Copyright John Lopker 2017. All Rights Reserved.
    LYRICS NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
    3 min
  • Patriot 1984 Brain Hack | Spoken Word
    Patriot 1984 | Brain Hack
    Copyright John Lopker 2015. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
    The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act
    Down is up, right is left, right is wrong
    And your brain is hacked
    When they want to make a law to restrict your liberty
    They'll name it just the opposite
    Something more warm and fuzzy
    They think your liberty needs to be restrained
    So that you can be truly free
    Doublethink starts working on your brain
    Let's call that Freedomfugacy
    When they want to make a law to invade your privacy
    They'll name it quite the opposite
    Something oh so yummy
    They think your secrets needs to be surveilled
    To keep your privacy unveiled
    Doublethink is alive and well
    Let's call that Patriocity
    Dear Mr. Orwell may we call you George?
    It took a little longer but it's 1984
    When they want to make a law to impose their own belief
    They'll call it something different
    Just like any common thief
    Do you vote for wolves disguised in sheep's clothing
    Because you think they eat the same thing you're loathing?
    That's Doublethink you see
    They call that Religiosity
    When they want to pretend that they speak for you and me
    They will do that oh so surreptitiously
    Do you think they have your happiness in mind?
    Do you really think your interests are aligned?
    That's when Doublethink really shines
    They call that Bourgeoisocity
    Dear Mr. Orwell, may we call you George?
    It took a little longer but it's 1984
    The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act
    Up is down, left is right, right is wrong
    And the egg is cracked
    The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act
    Down is up, right is wrong, right is wrong
    Right and wrong, wrong is right
    And your brain is hacked
    Down is up, right is left, wrong is right
    And your brain is hacked
    3 min

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Revolutionary tunes for your revolutionary pleasure. Let's stop this Trump/Musk/MAGA/Stupidity takeover, let's do it! Please share if you like the song. Many thanks, all the best! -- John Lopker