Rewine & Recap

Part one of this chaotic season’s reunion started a spark but didn’t quite get the flames going.

Stuck with a $13k mortgage and the occasional cash app, Ashley’s definitely is going down in Housewives history as one of the dumbest to ever do it. Mia takes us on a roller coaster of lies with the business scandal with G’s family. And she still has some health concerns but still can’t seem to give us a proper diagnosis?? Strange.

We close out with Candiace giving Gizelle her verbal thrashes for putting “sauce” on the Chris situation. We are in for quite the ride…

Grab a drink, hold on, and join us for this sh*t show.

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Cece: Pinot Grigio x Mezzacorona

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Tweets of the Week

“Ashley was mad as hell that candiace momma helped her and all Sheila could do is trade wigs with Ashley!!”

“The irony of Robyn saying that a married man should not be in a hotel room with a single... is NOT lost on me. And before you Robyn stans start... "They weren't married yet..." They were engaged and it was "something we had to work through."

“Ashley dumb azz didn’t even take advantage of the situation, while she was in it! She clearly didn’t stack any money on the side, got any diamonds, hell designer bags that she could later resell…”

“Michael canceling Ashley’s credit cards while on his way to scoop Juan: *clip of Michael and Juan’s clanking drinks*”

“Mia was calling Candiace low budget now she’s living on her savings. Ashley was acting like Candiace couldn’t pay for her own house now she can’t even manage a mortgage on her own. Them tables man.”

“Not the intro of the reunion is spent making Robyn look stupid. *clip of Karen laughing hysterically*”

“Robyn is rather bold to ask Ashley “where is Luke” - babe WHERE IS JUAN DIXON?!”

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This week lips were flappin, and we’re not just talking about the ones on these women's faces. Shortly after the nightmare in Mexico, more rumors are spread and more shit is stirred!

Ashley and Mia reveal that Mia and Wendy had a particular kind of bonding experience the last night in Mexico. The ladies throw Robyn a bachelorette party that uncovers Michael’s new rendezvous and Karen allegedly sleeping with bar workers in bathrooms.

Stay tuned as we dish on the recent news of Robyn confirming Juan’s cheating allegations on her and Gizelle’s podcast. Grab your drink and join us for some mess!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Cece: White Zifandel x Oak Leaf

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Tweets of the Week

“Robyn: “Wendy was chuckling and stuff, she’s not genuine”

Also Robyn when Wendy was being attacked: *image of Robyn TMZ recording Wendy*

“Robyn is looking for any reason to justify not to like Wendy, yet feels like Karen needs to have an actual reason not to like Charrisse. What a hypocrite.”

“Robyn is the most aggressive and prob fakest person on this show…and is somehow always a victim. A typical white woman”

“Gizelle just admitted that she adds lies onto the rumors she spreads to make them better, aka a whole ass liar! *gif of Towanda Braxton saying ‘She has a disease. It’s called Lie-abetes.’*”

“Whether Blue Eyes exists or not, I will always be Team Karen LOL I don’t give a heck.”

“Giselle thinking it’s ridiculous that Juan could actually come on to Karen sounds just as crazy as Chris wanting to be alone in her room with her !”

“The idea of the grand dame getting rawed out in a dirty bathroom stall by some worker is so ridiculous to me… Try again Charisse!”

“Anytime I’m trying to enjoy RHOP and Charrisse shows up”

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¡Viva la Mexico! The ladies continue their Mexico trip with nothing less than the usual chaos, good ole reads, and revelations.

Robyn & Gizelle obsess over Karen & Charisse’s while Robyn conveniently avoids giving details about her own [fake] wedding planning. Candiace let’s Ashley know that she needs to find self-love and true love. And Wendy let’s Mia know that she might’ve been the one but she NOT the two.

During What’s Tea? we discuss how to handle growing resentment in friendships and whether “leaders” exist in friend groups. Grab a drink and kiki with us!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Cece: Rose x California Roots

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Tweets of the Week

“Virginia from Virginia: Gizelle, why didn’t you need security to be around Mia even thought she committed multiple assaults against Wendy over nothing?”

- alsoabouteve

“I disagree. I don’t think Karen is upset that Charrisse is the “real socialite of Potomac”… I think it’s the opposite. Charrisse doesn’t like the fact that Karen became the fan favorite, while she became disposable in the friend group she created”

“Candiace being the most mature during this trip and having the best responses to conflicts, put some respect on her name!!”

“Welp.. Charisse tried to drag Karen.. but Karen was like.. hold my champagne flute… EXPOSED”

“Making it a point to say "no one else [from the group] came" to Karen's mother's funeral is nasty. You don't say that kind of stuff if you were really trying to be genuine. You just don't.”

“Ashley: “Candiace, I feel like you need to be asking questions about Chris.”

Candiace: “No I don’t cause my relationship isn’t toxic. YOURS is. *meme of Rickey Thompson point at camera*

“Would the real "Queen of Potomac" be wearing a wig like this? *photo of Charisse’s two-tone shake-n-go wig*”

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The latest RHOP episode was quite anticlimactic but we pushed through. In this segment, we discuss the pitiful Chris & Eddie rumors, Karen’s confusing “live show”, how to handle a friend addressing a personal issue in front of strangers, and whether ignorance is really bliss in a relationship.

Grab your drink and tap in with us!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Bubly Sparkling Water

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Tweets of the Week

“The Jacqueline/Mia dynamic is weird and I refuse to try and make sense of it.”

“Mia is desperately trying to hold onto that champagne flute. She’s mad about something she said on camera and stuff she already alluded to in that group. Chop”

“The footage production provided of Chris and Deborah’s “interaction” debunks what she’s implying/lying about.

NEXT.”

“Ashley's Sesame Street friend when a guy says "hi" to her. *clip of Luann de Lesseps saying ‘I think he wants to marry me’*

“Episode tonight is a prime example that bitches will literally think a man is flirting with them just bc he’s taken & knows who he’s taken by. Some girls are so desperate for male attention that only around married men is when they decide to have main character syndrome.”

“Me looking at the candidates of the pretty young thing squad *clip of Nene Leakes looking around*”

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