Rewine & Recap

Justin and Binh are STILL in the dog house! (pun intended) In this segment, we discuss the progress the couples are making (or the lack thereof) as they settle into their new apartments and host their housewarming parties. While Miguel and Lindy fight over insurance and taking a new last name, Alexis and Justin are a long way from tongue locking as she still struggles with trusting Justin after the dog fight. Meanwhile Morgan can’t let go of her and Binh’s first fight and is on a mission to just be hurt. Krysten continues to alter her life to appease Mitch’s funky ass. But on a high note, Nate agreed to start therapy so cheers to that!

Grab ya glass and let’s chat friends!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Pinot Grigio x Woodridge

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Tweets of the Week

“You’ve been out here; teeth ain’t clean, mammograms undone, no vision tests…nothing… but NOW you want the protection of a blue cross and shield…girl, GONE!!!”

“Personally, I do believe that Alexis  does ask Justin question after question. I also believe she cuts him off or interjects if she doesn’t like his response…she did it just then in that group convo.”

“Jussie Tenderlake is SNEAKY!! The dog ain’t eat for two days and began throwing up blood & you didn’t think you to say something after she made a fit over Newton the first time.”

“Whoever raised Alexis needs to answer for her lack of home training. She absolutely gives zero effs about keeping any of Justin’s secrets safe from all of America.”

“Krysten is gonna lose her damn self in this mess of a marriage. Mitch has way too much control and she’s being a ‘yes’ woman to keep the peace.”

“Morgan telling every random person she meets about Binh's "betrayal.”

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The tea was PIPING hot in last week’s episode. In between our heavy sighs and frustration, we dissect Lindy rushing into sex with Miguel, Justin adopting marital issues that have NOTHING to do with him, whether or not Nate is a hobosexual, Mitch pouncing on Krysten, and Binh being really judgemental about where Morgan is in life professionally and her estranged relationship with her dad.

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Vodka cocktail (Sprite, grenadine, lemon juice, and simple syrup)

Cece: White Zinfandel x Oak Leaf

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Tweets of the Week

“Props to Krysten for telling Mitch NO to some drunken sex after telling her that he’s not attracted to her. He better go beat his environmentally friendly meat and get the hell on!!”

“Stacia is right. Lindy literally said she wasn’t ready and that man ignored her explanations. Next conversation she’s saying they grew closer and she changed her mind… idk… I don’t trust that.”

“You know, Alexis is a real one. She really stuck by her man at that dinner table, but made sure to tell him to mind his business in private #MAFS. She the only one that knows how to behave in mixed company. She and Krysten and Mitch.”

“Nate went from selling bootleg DVD’s at the barbershop and offering credit repair services to people, to being a kept man with a brand new house.”

“Nobody:

Justin every single episode: *crying Michael Jordan meme*”

“Soooo, Miguel pressured Lindy for sex, she slept with him and he is now unsure about the direction they're going. Ion like dat.”

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We’re finally fully into the honeymoon and cracks began to show in some of the relationships. This week we dive into Mitch admitting to Krysten his lack of attraction, Justin extreme (and concerning) immediate love for Alexis, Stacia’s need to control things, Binh and Morgan getting more acquainted, and Lindy and Miguel’s struggle with physical intimacy.

Grab ya glass and let’s chat friends!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Gin & Juice

Cece: Lemonade + Cava Mas Vi

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Tweets of the Week

“Justin needs to stop telling us when he’s hard.”

“They have to answer 567 questions & the experts still can't get these matches right!”

“It really is too early for all this right ‘chere’”

“No Mitch, it's day 2. You don't need to tell your wife you're not attracted to her. This doesn't need to be a sit down conversation. It's day 2.”

“Justin needs to find a better way to express his admiration without love bombing and lying. He doesn’t know her to love her and want kids. He loves the idea of a wife. Dassit.”

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“Come hereeeeee!” The beast was unleashed this week during Jackie’s research trip for her new movie. In this segment, we recap Jackie surprising the ladies with a not-so-luxurious experience at Joshua’s Tree, Brooke getting the women even more worked up and hijacking Jackie’s trip, and the explosions between them at the end. Welcome back Auntie Jackie, we missed you lmfao Y’all know the drill friends, grab your glass!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Sauvignon Blanc x California Roots

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Tweets of the Week

“Brittish sitting up there crying as if her actions wouldn’t result in these SERIOUS consequences & the ladies are eating it up!”

“Brooke pulling out sage every 5 seconds but calling what Jackie wanted them to do “demonic” is very odd.”

“You don’t deal with demonic stuff but still married to Jason??? k.”

“Brooke burning all that sage and she the problem.”

“Brooke this leg and booty ratio like it’s giving discombobulated the body isn’t bodying sis.”

“Brooke was projecting, saying Jackie was having a problem adjusting to Doug working like Doug hasn’t been working their entire marriage. Meanwhile, Brooke and her husband didn’t go thru IVF because he wanted a divorce. That’s why Brooke was nasty."

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Issa double whammy! This week we recap all the weddings/receptions (except Morgan & Binh’s). We dive into Stacia & Nate’s immediate chemistry, Mitch’s terrible personality and rude ass behavior, and how Alexis and Justin are jumping head first into showing physical affection.

By the way, are we the only ones creeped out by Lindy’s brother?

Pour a tall glass and chat with ya girls!

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Sauvignon Blanc x Vendage

Cece: Tea 

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Tweets of the Week

“Captain Planet has not shown any desirable qualities YET.  It’s like watching paint dry. And the paint is an ugly color so it’s even worse.”

“Mitch is already a write off for me. I get he has his preferences but putting on makeup doesn’t make Krysten mainstream and too much for you... if he wanted an environmentalist wife then don’t go on #MarriedAtFirstSight for a wife.”

“I know Mitch’s ugly ass didn’t show up with a bandaid on his head at his wedding and acting like he wasn’t “blown away by his wife.” If there’s one thing men will always have, it’s audacity.”

“Mans said he doesn't know if he can say he's attracted to her, because she's "too done up". On..her.. wedding...day?!?!”

“I’m glad Stacia’s got her “eyes wide open” when it comes to Nate’s friend Miss Megan.”

“Kryten’s mom is more dolled up than Krysten tho yet Mitch seems to like the mom but he claims to only like natural women.”

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It’s nowhere to go from here and honestly, we can’t blame Malaysia. Only a day after the storm, Malaysia informs Jackie she’s done with the group for good and now we have to spend an episode watching the others play the victim. Indictments, Faux-Healing Picnics, and yet another girls trip -- Will these ladies come together for once without any drama? Join us as we dissect this week’s episode of BBWLA. You’re going to need a glass. A tall one.

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Wine/Cocktail of the Night

Princess: Gin & Juice

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Tweets of the Week

“I don't understand why she's concerned about the girl who dated your ex AFTER you did. It would make sense if she did while you were together. Plus Angel, girl you're in a whole new relationship...MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!”

“Next week it’s Jackie and Brooke part 2, continued from season 2. I can’t wait as it was only a matter of time.”

“Brandi just SHUT UP. Her and this victim role is SUPER annoying. You can’t trust Malaysia but your HUSBAND cheated on you with over 200 women”

“Brittish looking for a reason to have beef w/ Malaysia when the feds are on her ass for fraud. Ma’am. Focus on not going to prison.”

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