Grab your saxophone or indigenous folk instrument and break out your favorite old man dance; it's Eurovision time! Tonight, we discuss dreams dreamt, dreams delayed, dreams deferred, and dreams dashed in this comprehensive discussion of all song and dance things televised. Who has the beats and the message to take this year's crown? It's definitely Iceland, but just in case, we sample the rest of the world's wares as well. Join us on an adventure in which sonic borders are crossed without passport checkpoints, and the rating system has never been sharper - it's our annual Eurovision Roulette! Featuring Carolyn Naoroz, Bryndís Reynisdóttir, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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Money might make the world go round, but bangers bring the world together. At least our panel of incredibly qualified judges seems to think so. Go on a journey with them through some of Eurovision 2021's most intriguing tracks as they seek out the sure-fire winner that will finally bring the world together in perfect three-part harmony. Purple sport coats are optional but appreciated. Featuring Kristín María Guðjónsdóttir, Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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Chaos is at the wheel as Dettifoss makes his triumphant, wine-soaked return to the airwaves. The gang gets caught up on his recent doings before diving deep into the morass of Eurovision 2020. It's cancelled this year, but apparently they're running some bullshit bootleg version online, so strap in. The beat goes on. And on and on and on... Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann, Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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A city's proud musical legacy is stained by the corny beats made by the son of a used car dealer. It's the quintessential riches-to-further riches story, in which some dude unleashes an unfortunate fusion of rap, rock, country, and shiny pants onto an unsuspecting world. That dude? Dr. Phil. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann, Shrishma Naik and Justin Zeppa.

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Did you know that the Sauropod has an internship program? We didn't either, but apparently it's very highly regarded. Join us for orientation as we welcome new show intern Shrishma to the RVKTNT offices and find out exactly what her deal is and if she can get college credit for her participation (hint: she cannot). Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann, Shrishma Naik, and Justin Zeppa.

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It's business as usual when Pearl Jam's drumming lineage is debated and an international burger-emergency is narrowly avoided. Self-esteems are then ruined with another earth-shattering round of 'Ha? Hvað segir þú?' We might be looking California and/or feeling Minnesota, but we're definitely sounding Reykjavík, tonight. Just like the name of the show. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.

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Hysteria abounds with the world premiere of our long-awaited game show, 'Ha? Hvað segir þú?' Explore the delicate nuances of the Icelandic language, one of the world's most unpopular tongues. Can a lazy American conquer the innis and útis of 32 letters, at least one of which is straight-up lifted from Old Norse runes? That's right - fucking runes! Tune in to these dropouts for all the wrong answers you can dream of, topped off with a healthy serving of Snewz. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.

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The exciting conclusion of our Eurovision journey. Travel back in time to a few days ago and relive all the disappointments of that most festive of nights. The stage-blocking is exactly the same, but we can all agree that some of these songs sound better when heard a second time? Right? Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.

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It continues to be Eurovision-time in an area next to the continent the show is named after. The first round of semis has happened and our intrepid reporters have barely lived to tell the tale of animated triangles, bootleg Madonnas, thrusting thighs, and vinyl man-dresses. So, hop onto your lollipop-rig and let the smooth sounds of San Marino crooning attach themselves to your face and suck the life out of you just like they did to us. It's all in good, international fun. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.

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Good day, world! It's the first night of Eurovision and the lads have come down with a case of international boogie fever. The songs! The saxophones! The passport checkpoint disputes! Ironically, this aurally-themed episode starts with some audio issues that are soon corrected, so sorry about that. We assure you those responsible have been vanished into a cornfield. Hey, I guess Hatari is right and hate really does prevail!  Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann and Justin Zeppa.

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