Is nothing sacred? Did you hear the MAHA movement is coming for “Pizza Day,” which we all know is the crown jewel of the grade school cafeteria. Banning Red Dye No. 40? Easy win. Prohibiting the only meal that stops hundreds of middle schoolers from rioting? Good luck, RFK Jr. Trying to swap a square of pepperoni pizza for one of those sweet potato and black bean bowls could prove to be the political equivalent of walking into a hornet’s nest with a stick. So, which side are you on: Team "Real Food Only" or Team "Don't Touch My Pizza"?