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Dueling Yachts & Barking Housewives

🎙️ Podcast Summary: RHOM S7 E8 – “Dueling Yachts”

This episode is all about feuds, facelifts, and floating drama.

We open with Julia still upset with Guerdy and confronting her with pointed questions and overtalking. Things quickly spiral when she dismisses Guerdy and insults her shoes.

Meanwhile, Stephanie and Larsa tour Stephanie’s massive 22,000 sq. ft. under-renovation mansion, complete with a 1,000 sq. ft. Birkin closet. The two reflect on recent drama, especially with Alexia, whom Stephanie says belittles her. They plan a yacht trip—but with this group, one yacht isn't enough.

Enter: Dueling Yachts.

• Larsa’s boat: Marysol, Alexia, Julia, Stephanie
• Kiki’s boat: Guerdy, Lisa, Adriana (and Lisa’s friend Ebony)

Lines are drawn. Marysol refuses to be near Adriana, and Julia sides with her. On Kiki’s boat, Adriana shades Marisol’s talents—and knees. The two boats float side-by-side in Miami Bay, close enough to lob insults... or board each other with Bond girl water guns.

Tensions flare between Stephanie and Alexia over who barks louder (Chihuahua vs. Rottweiler). Adriana drunkenly hurls insults at Marisol, calling her an “old whore,” prompting Julia to question Adriana’s loyalty. Julia later admits Adriana isn’t a fun drunk.

At dinner, Guerdy and Julia attempt reconciliation. They share compliments but still struggle with raw feelings over past hurts, especially Julia’s drink toss and Guerdy’s text wall. Guerdy refuses to apologize for her actions, calling herself a “lonely lioness,” not a “following sheep.” The group weighs in on loyalty, boundaries, and who really crossed the line.

Back on land, Larsa FaceTimes Stephanie, triggering more tension with Alexia about who’s “barking” and who’s joking. The pettiness never ends.

Watch What Happens Live (WWHL) with Guerdy and Isaac Mizrahi delivers hilarious polls and iconic shade:

• 92% side with Stephanie over Alexia.
• 89% say Alexia is a Rottweiler.
• 75% would rather be on Kiki’s yacht.
• Julia apologizes again to Guerdy and says she regrets hurting her but doesn’t regret involving a healer at the narcissist party.
• Andy praises Julia’s facelift ("your face looks superb").
• Julia calls Guerdy the biggest narcissist in the group.

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