On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Lady Drama Mamas', and Episode 7 of Below Deck Down Under, 'The Safety Dance.' 

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In this episode of RHONJ: Joe Gorga plays a prank on Frank. The ladies record their own country song. A line-dancing party leads to another tense confrontation between Margaret and Teresa.

In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Aesha gives Magda a second chance at service; safety issues come to a head between Captain Jason and Jamie, but when Jamie doesn't agree with the captain's orders, he tries to get the deck team on his side.

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