On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'There's No Crying in Softball', and Episode 4 of Below Deck Down Under, 'The Pirate's Booty.' 

Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. 

In this episode of RHONJ: As Dolores hosts a charity softball event, Gia gets involved in Margaret and Teresa's fight; Jackie discovers a problem with Evan while Jennifer and Bill's marriage reaches a breaking point.

In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: The crew gets in hot water with Captain Jason; Magda struggles in the laundry; a pirate-themed party challenges Culver to earn his title of "Entertainment Officer," but when guests ask him to jump in the hot tub, Tumi is shocked by what she sees.

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