On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 1 of the Real Housewives of New York City Season 14, 'New Era, New York' and Episode 1 of Below Deck Down Under Season 2, 'Yes We Cairns!'

Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. 

On this episode of RHONY: Brynn and Jessel catch up with Sai at a champagne play date in Brooklyn; Ubah and Erin dish over coffee in Washington Square Park; the ladies who find themselves caught in a web of rumours confront each other at style icon Jenna Lyons' girls night.

On this episode of Below Deck Down Under: A new charter season gets underway in Cairns, Australia's gateway to the Great Barrier Reef; the interior and exterior departments start man-down as the crew scrambles to cater to party-hearty guests.

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