On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we breakdown Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of New York City Season 13,  'Back in the Big Apple' and Episode 12 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 11, 'Teresa's Mystery Man'. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. 

In this episode of RHONY, Ramona visits Luann’s new apartment, and learns she has a surprising new neighbor. Leah is working on her conversion to Judaism, and invites her friend, Eboni, to join Ramona and Luann for a brunch at Sonja’s townhouse.

In this episode of RHONJ, Teresa’s mystery man is revealed and Jackie’s apple picking birthday adventure turns into a chance to bash Dolores’ relationship. On the contrary, Joe Gorga gets some shocking health news.