Would you want Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Junior to co-star in a movie, or fight each other to the death?  We explore these and other philosophical questions in this episode.  Oh, and we discover that Joel doesn't like Tom Hanks. Also Rick is devastated that he never brings up his favorite actor, Kevin Costner.

Forget about getting a DUI while piloting a spacecraft.  What about while driving a time-traveling 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am?   Sure, who doesn't need something to take the edge off the stresses of time travel.  But in this very special episode of the Rick and Joel Show, Rick reveals that he is the Jessie Spano of this series, and he's hooked on something worse than caffeine pills.  Also, they're joined by their very own Bronson Pinchot, David.

Can you get a DUI in space?  If not, why weren't they drinking more on the Millennium Falcon?  Rick and Joel discuss these issues and more about space, such as, why are we behind schedule on blowing the moon out of orbit?!  Rick reveals that he knew more about Lynda Carter than any 12-year old should.

Ok, there's no sex in this episode, and you would get it if you listened to this episode.  Speaking of you, are you a third wheel?  Probably.  We know your type.  But if you listen to this episode, you'll realize you're in good company.  And feel better about yourself.  Also, in celebration of Judge (or is it Judd?!) Reinhold's birthday today, we mention him. But not his birthday.

Oh yeah.  Headbands. And cheese.  On top of that, Joel leads us on a strange passive-aggressive discussion about Ohio.  But Rick has no problem with Ohio.  No problem at all.

At a time when people are getting out of New York if they can, it's time to review the original escape.  From New York.  And maybe plck up some social distancing tips from the inmates of a huge open-air, and strangely self-sufficient, prison.