Listen all you gals and ghouls,

We've got a spooky show for you.

Grab your candy and take a seat,

It's time for a special "Rick or Treat!"

What's your fear, your worry, your fright?

Which problems lurch and go bump in the night?

Whatever haunts you or freezes your veins,

Let's bury the hatchet and dig its grave.

There's something for everyone,

Listen if you dare.

But enter with caution,

Cause you might get scared.