Ride The Fence

Steven Bannon was caught stealing money from a "non-profit" GoFundMe account meant to help fund a border wall (shocker). He was arrested on a 28 million dollar yacht owned by a Chinese billionaire who also happens to be a member of Mar-a-Lago (shocker). California is ablaze again, but people still, for whatever reason, claim that our impact on climate change isn't a threat. As staunch critic of Joe Biden, one must still admit that his acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention was top-notch (hey, this one's actually a shocker).

You can be pro-gun and progressive at the same time. Gun control is a bad idea. Everything you've heard promoting it is a lie. Shall. Not. Be. Infringed.

While the people of Belarus attempt to overthrow a tyrannical government, the U.S. struggles to retain what left of a democracy it has. Trump continues to rail against the USPS as Biden appears at Netroots Nation (after skipping the last one) to beg the progressive wing of the Democratic party for their vote. Cannon Hinnant is randomly killed, and many seek to politicize his death.

As the GOP endlessly argues against mail-in voting with little to no solid evidence, the USPS continues to fail without any financial relief from Congress. Pence goes on the offensive against Kamala Supercop Harris, declaring that he is ecstatic about the VP debate in October. While unemployment, evictions, and poverty rise, major news outlets seem thrilled at the decreasing number of those filing for unemployment benefits. Biden seems slated to win, but will we see another 2016?

If you thought Joe Biden was bad enough already, then you're in for an incredible learning opportunity. Choosing supercop Kamala Harris, a "LAW AND ORDER" Democrat, is just another tragic announcement to add to the list of 2020's atrocities.

Billionaires in the U.S. have made nearly a trillion dollars over the past few months. During this time, a shocking number of small businesses have closed their doors for good, and many people face eviction paired with the inability to pay their bills or feed their families. In other news, Joe Biden claims that the Hispanic community is incredibly diverse, unlike the African American community (his words, not ours). The NRA may be done for after allegedly wasting millions of dollars in donations on safaris and golf club memberships. Lebanon suffers over a hundred deaths (and counting) after thousands of tons of ammonium nitrate explode.

While it may be true that China has received sensitive user information from TikTok, they claim that we used our international power to crush our social media's competition and then purchase it for less. Similtaneously, Obama fails to endorse AOC in NY, Dr. Birx says the pandemic has worsened, Trump signs an executive order against big pharma to pander to progressives, and the GOP lines up behind claims that mail-in voting increases instances of fraud.

While the Green Party seems to get little attention, the reality is that they haven't even been nationally recognized for 20 years. Not only did Howie Hawkins co-found the nationally FEC-recognized Green Party in 2001, but he also stands for virtually everything that popular progressives like Bernie Sanders do. He's worth considering.

After analyzing just the first 30 days of Donald Trump's presidency, it becomes apparent to most that he is insanely unfit for office, but is Joe Biden any better? We doubt it, but that's a decision you'll have to make on your own.

From the Patriot Act to the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005 to the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 to the 3 million immigrants deported from the years 2008 to 2016 to the over 300,000 lives lost in war to the opposition of same-sex marriage to the 1033 program to the lack of an effective plan against climate change to die-hard belief in gun confiscation to the obvious case of dementia and to so much more, it's really difficult to argue that Joe Biden is an upgrade from our current administration. Biden isn't worse, but he isn't better either.