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SEASON 3 FINALE! The episode where the boys talk about death. Lots and lots of death. Death of New Years Resolutions, death of the filibuster, death of sexy time, death of toothpaste, death of the Superbowl Half-Time show and, most importantly, the death of Michael's humor. If we're truly being honest, it was never really alive anyways. But that is a conversation for season 4. Ciao!

The episode where the boys discuss the merits of self-defense while visiting relatives in nursing homes. A friend of Michael's gets a life-saving second opinion. David wonders if crying at work is socially acceptable. 

The episode where the boys recount the crazy holiday shenanigans. Michael's dad goes for an unexpected joy ride and Michael doesn't get anything from Santa. David and son dodge flight cancellations, a winter storm, a massive wildfire and a slip-sliding 18-wheeler just to go skiing. 

The episode where the boys reminisce about the Christmas season, good and bad. David has a close call with crazies. Michael, once again, tries to skirt the system. 

The episode where the boys tell sphincter stories. This episode is not for the faint-hearted and definitely do NOT listen to this episode while eating or having just eaten. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Michael has an auditory experience at the nursing home. David catches yet another flu-like virus (4 for 4 in 2021).

The episode where the boys spend all too much time talking about body parts that should be left to the adults. David comes home with a rather large "gift". Michael continues to torture his wife and children with pranks. The Beatles also make an appearance in this episode so we'll just have to let it be. Pun intended.

The episode where the boys discuss, among other things, the safest way to do the dirty deed on an airplane without getting arrested. David discovers why time seems to fly by so quickly this year. Michael brings back an old segment but still can't figure out how to make it funny.

The episode where the boys tackle serious subjects like life, death, turkeys, vampires, zombies and shitty relatives. You know who you are, shitty relatives. David is dealt a dose of harsh reality when he visits his dad in the hospital on Thanksgiving. Michael gets rejected by a chef. The boys discover they share an affinity for expensive online t-shirt companies.

The episode where the boys unleash their mask-wearing, dealer-insulting and prostitute-judging rage onto the city of Las Vegas. David loses some money and then wins some back. Michael loses some money and then loses some back. But both boys are thankful that they have each other, kinda.