The episode where the boys discuss travel plans, blackouts, 9/11, naked women, hot and horrible foods, confused roommates, answering machines, call-waiting, pandemic restrictions, and universal healthcare. It's a doozy. You have been warned.

The episode where the boys tackle all sorts of gender-related issues...most of them will be offensive to everyone. Michael tests his pain threshold with an electric dog collar and David wants to go on a road trip...very very soon.

The episode where the boys play BeanBoozled while trying not to vomit. Michael tries to cheat. David vomits. You have been warned.

The episode where the boys try to find their inner peace. Wait, hold on...that doesn't happen. Instead, David sets out on a quest to restore his faith in humanity while Michael talks about the humanity of declawing cats. If you are a member of PETA, you may want to skip this episode. Just saying.

The episode where the boys continue their offensive onslaught of all things. Michael recalls the time he took his girlfriend out for a "different" kind of experience. David doubles-down on his hatred of stupid humans (twice actually) and the winner(s) of the hat contest are announced.  

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS OFFENSIVE. If you get offended easily then go watch a Disney movie, snowflake...this show is not for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The episode where the boys spend entirely too much time talking about the merits of adult shows and their contribution to society. Michael finally gets some feline action. David has a run-in with an ice cream bar.

The episode where the boys discuss different aspects of their relationships. David discusses how his wife hated him when they first met. Michael mentions that his wife only went on their first "date" because she felt bad for him. This episode is the very definition of sadness.

The episode where the boys catch up with an old friend. Seriously, he's old AF. Michael calls his own mom a racist while David and Hot Chocolate go on a Vegas bender at noon.

The boys discuss some interesting facts about the legalization of prostitution in one particular area. Michael explains why his friend is called Chicken F$#%er and David gets a clunker for his very first car.

The episode where the boys spend entirely too much time talking about all the ways they may have broken the law when they were younger.  Michael takes a keen interest in obtaining feminine hygiene products and David loses his mind over a stuffed animal.