What do you get when you cross a hawk, a brain and a human ass? Don't worry, Riley will tell you. This month, we made Riley read Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt and she's going to tell us ALL about the whirlwind romance between Kirk and his own living ass, Portork. This episode is short, but most definitely sweet.

Trigger Warnings:

Explicit Sexual Content

Book Credit: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle