Are we officially Vikki stans?! Are Vikki & Kit besties now? And Dildo Katie is the hero of the entire season at this point, someone put her on the stand STAT if she isn't up for crown. I want more Dildo Katie on my screen. Oh, and Matt James is still the bachelor but at this point we're only here for the ladies.

Thanks for listening to this Bachelor Nation recap fresh Bach, we're happy to be deep in this alternate universe with you.

Unfortunately a lot of attention on Vikki, Victoria, our least favorite player this season. Her eye stye, the dress, the bra, the forced intimacy, the gaslighting, the temper tantrums...it's too much. But so on brand for 2021 amiright. We are excited for the escapism that is Bachelor Nation and the fancy Nemacolin dates (sorry, Tayshia, you deserved a plane date).

Welcome to another bachelor recap podcast! If you are anything like us, you can't help but guzzle bach content all week long and during this HIStoric season with Matt James, first black bachelor, we need all the extra goodies to get us through the misery of 2021, aka continuation of the shit year of 2020. Thanks for being here, we promise a shorter episode from here forward (and 50/50 good on a promise).