Roger has a surprise for John and for you, loyal River Vixens! What is it? A new car? An existential crisis? You're going to have to listen to find out!

The Dorks watch episode 2. Roger may or may not be living a fever dream. Talking points include Spooky Twins, Buttery aesthetics, and Excellent Brooches

Here it is: the moment a New Wave of Podcasts begins. (Two dingbats talk about a CW show. Nothing is new. All that is old is new again, such as it was foretold) Roger forgets that food isn't people. John falls in love with a television show on an airplane. The Dorks name their very first RiverBest. The audio quality improves with the next ones, WE PROMISE.