Our listeners are up bright and early to acquire livermush on this Tuesday... Let's get to Opening Audio...A guy stole the headset from a McDonald's drive-thru and started trolling the customers and employees by saying weird things to customers as they tried to order...People are calling out a Carnival Cruise employee for celebrating a couple's engagement before the proposal even happened...There's a video going viral of LeAnn Rimes having a deep jaw release therapy done on her. Check out the intense session that led to her sobbing...A Utah woman faces criminal charges that she snatched an 11-year-old boy who was riding his bike, drove him to her home and made him apologize to her son for supposed bullying...Expect to see more law enforcement vehicles patrolling area highways, starting this week, as the North Carolina Governor's Highway Safety Program launches its statewide "Speed a Little. Lose a Lot" campaign...A TV series about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein is in development...Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill Monday to rename Palm Beach International Airport after President Trump...The Department of Justice on Thursday sued the parent company of the SeaWorld and Busch Gardens theme parks, claiming that a ban on wheeled walkers with seats at its parks violates civil rights...Should love making be banned on The Blue Ridge Parkway? That brings us to Listener Court...David Hoyt wants us to eat tofu...The tofu calls flew in today...The first human moon mission in over 50 years is likely to launch this week, with the Artemis II rocket and crew in place at the Kennedy Space Center...Less than a year ago, James Farthing was the winner of the largest lottery jackpot in Kentucky history. During that time, he’s also been arrested, not once, not twice, but now for a third time...Kid Rock came under fire by the US Army after the musician shared a clip of what appeared to be military helicopters hovering above his Nashville residence...A woman escaped police custody after wiggling out of an open car window in Muskegon Heights, Michigan...We hope you chicken bleep mother froggers enjoy this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Let's get this Monday going, Rizzmeister General...Remember if you sleep head to toe everything still lines up...Barbie fans were left utterly disappointed after experiencing what was supposed to be a fun-filled, glittery weekend full of immersive attractions and themed installations at the Barbie Dream Fest festival in Fort Lauderdale, Florida...If you have money to blow, someone created a $5 novelty app that makes your MacBook moan and more if you slap it. It apparently took one person two days to create it, and it made $5,000 in only three days...An Atlanta man called 911 to complain that his neighbor’s cat litter box smelled bad. The man told the dispatcher the smell was getting "worser"...A 6,000 lb carrot cake was created to celebrate a milestone birthday and attempt to break a world record set in 2016...A statewide burn ban is in effect as crews battle multiple wildfires for nearly a week across WNC...The NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Final Four is set...Tiger Woods is not allowed to drive President Donald Trump or any of his children or grandchildren. That role belongs only to the Secret Service...A colossal crime has occurred in Europe as a massive 12-ton shipment of Nestlé's KitKat bars was brazenly stolen in a pre-Easter truck heist...Japan's government has put together a plan to deal with the growing problem of bears wandering into towns and cities...Authorities in Georgia have suspended the license of a doctor who turned routine cosmetic procedures into dance routine procedures...Two families are demanding action after they say their loved ones died during dental implant surgery performed at the Florida Implant Studio...Howie Mandel has publicly apologized to Kelly Ripa after a tense on-air exchange during a recent episode of Live with Kelly and Mark...Airports are now dealing with passengers who show up way too early...Multiple wildfires continued to burn across Western North Carolina on Monday as the region remains in severe drought conditions...Tiger Woods' latest DUI arrest reportedly has friends wondering when he's going to "get real" and start acting his age...Stinky tofu definitely earns its name! Now a restaurant in San Gabriel has been fined for serving it after a neighbor complained...George Smith went viral after a violent outburst at the Grand Casino in Shawnee, Oklahoma, where he destroyed a slot machine after claiming it malfunctioned during a $600,000 jackpot...You can hit the jackpot by listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Roast, in-laws and some kids soccer games...Let's get this wild Friday started with Opening Audio...A 58-year-old drunk man in Florida drove through a gate at Daytona Beach Airport and onto the airfield. He almost collided with a plane, and then he jumped out and tried to board several aircraft...Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback teamed up for a four-minute mini action movie hyping Cheetos Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle snacks...A woman is going viral after she said that she was expecting to take a short flight from South Bend, Indiana to Chicago through American Airlines. But was shocked when she realized the bus at the gate wasn't taking her to a plane...A woman claims Southwest canceled her ticket after a gate agent told her she’s too big for one seat...Mike Lindell, the MyPillow CEO and LindellTV owner, saw his on-camera interview get derailed by an alleged process server at Thursday’s Conservative Political Action Conference...The partial government shutdown may be coming to an end. The Senate unanimously passed a bill overnight that would fund most of the Department of Homeland Security, including the Transportation Security Administration...The North Carolina Department of Transportation has received approval to move forward with the newest plans for the Interstate 26 Connector project...It appears that the whole Tom Brady-Logan Paul beef is being used to set up a possible appearance by Brady at WrestleMania...A Woman Shows Up To Court DRUNK With a 0.166 smelling like alcohol and insists she's fine...The United Relax Row is exclusive to North America and is expected to be available on more than 200 Boeing 787 and Boeing 777 widebody aircrafts...Aging Untold is a new 30-minute weekday talk show that explores the realities, challenges, and opportunities of growing older in America...Not only did we have a Rosie Rambles as we checked in on her TDS, but Lucky called with another criminal story...Netflix has raised subscription prices across all U.S. plans effective March 26, 2026. The ad-supported tier now costs $8.99 per month, the standard plan $19.99 and the premium plan $26.99...Police in Olympia, Washington were led on a high speed chase by a man in a truck and when pulled over...Glad to know all of our listeners are alive and well and that they will be checking out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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WELL TOUGH SOCCER DAD I WENT TO YOUR GYM. YOU DID NOT SHOW. I LEFT FEELING BUFF TOUGH ROUGH AND READY TO ROLL... AND I ALSO BECAME A MEMBER, IF YOU LISTEN IN ASHEVILLE YOU SHOULD TOO!!!

-TUBBY AND TUBBIER 
RIZZO AND JEFF

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We have our crossfit shirts on and we are ready to go...Let's get to Opening Audio...Firefighters in Southern California pulled off a tiny miracle after rescuing four cats from a burning apartment. And three of them weren't breathing. But instead of giving up, crews performed CPR and even mouth-to-mouth...A man posted an exchange with A.I., where he proposed the idea for a pen store called: "Pen Island."...PepsiCo may be discontinuing 20 snacks, some popular and some not very well known... Police say 43-year-old Martin Haigh allegedly set fire to his residence while singing the popular 80s rock song 'Burning Down the House' by the Talking Heads...The U.S. Army has officially increased its maximum enlistment age to 42 years old, effective April 20, 2026...Asheville police recently charged a second person in connection to a March 8 downtown shooting and now police are attempting to locate a third suspect...A jury on Wednesday found that Meta and YouTube are liable for creating products that led to harmful and addictive behavior by young users...A lawsuit filed Tuesday in Pennsylvania state court accused sportsbooks FanDuel and DraftKings of using data supplied by the NFL to offer a known addictive product...Recent controversy over a proposal to replace 19th-century artifacts at the Reiser House in Hollidaysburg’s Canal Basin Park with displays highlighting the borough’s connection with the 1940s Slinky toy...A McDonald's diner noticed a strange charge attached to their delivery order. Separate from the standard delivery and service fees, there was an added 'small order fee' tagged on for $3.50...A fake and viral headline claimed that Shaquille O'Neal's messages to Sabrina Carpenter were exposed and he addressed them on a podcast...Dr. Carl Trusale is a double board certified facial plastic surgeon renowned for his transformative facial rejuvenation procedures...A Metro Detroit woman is at the center of a viral video after she was caught driving during a virtual court appearance...Bodycam video shows police confronting Carrie Miller at a Dollar Tree after she allegedly stole mail from over 60 locations...Here is a special delivery of this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!









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RIZZO GOT TUBBIED BY A SOCCER DAD AND WENT TO CROSSFIT... AND FAILED.

THERES A TESTIE BOX WHERE YOU DROP TROU PULL EM OUT, JUST A DOC AND A HOLE

NON STOP 5-7 AM 26 MILLION LAND CALLS AND LOTS OF LIBRARY PEEPERS

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Nothing like a little cousin love to kick things off today...It's Opening Audio time...Police in Washington state arrested a man and a woman who stole a vehicle last week. The woman freaked out on the cops, because she was worried about her pet kitten, which she brought along for the crime...In a viral video a woman claims that she was dress coded in Las Vegas. TikToker Kayla Malecc claims she was escorted back to her room because her outfit was too inappropriate ...Sword yoga is a new fitness trend popular with ladies in New York City. Participants say it's a female empowering movement that gets you in shape and makes you feel powerful...Pump-switching is a scam where scammers offer to pump your gas and then don't properly put in the nozzle to keep the transaction active...Contracted crews were at the defunct Mountaineer Inn on Monday, March 23, working to clean up the distressed property after it sat vacant for years...Outdoor burning is discouraged for the rest of the week...A rebuild for the Wendy’s in Biltmore Village is underway after sustaining flood damage from Hurricane Helene, the restaurant chain announced in a March 23 press release...A professional cornhole player who is a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges in Maryland...A Northern Kentucky woman and her mother have declined a $26 million offer to sell part of their farmland, saying they do not want it turned into a data center...That takes us to Listener Court...Would you give up the land?...A kid drops an unhinged McDonald's order...You always need a Diet Coke to watch the calories...A dispute over field lights and a potential for-profit league led to a physical altercation between Ceres youth baseball leaders and a city employee...A man who went to the effort of robbing six New York banks in five days made off with a grand total of just $605...Runway number four remains closed at New York's LaGuardia Airport as the NTSB continues to investigate Sunday's deadly collision between an Air Canada regional jet and an airport fire truck during a landing...Asheville Police Detectives have charged a second person, Ashonta Foursha Basnight, 28, in connection with the March 8 shooting on North Lexington Avenue...A man is facing charges across multiple counties after a 60-mile car chase. It all started in Buncombe County when detectives conducted a follow-up investigation at 180 Odonald Road in Leicester...Cops ban over-the-top twerking at legendary Florida party beach: 'You will be charged!'...We want you to twerk while you listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Shout out to the two remaining members of BTO, Randy and Fred...The Sweet Sixteen is upon us and Rizzo had a tune...The family of a woman says she’s ready to take legal action after allegedly catching her neighbor stealing her #UberEats order. She claims she has the whole thing on camera and plans to press charges and file a lawsuit over the incident...Videos emerged of Shia LaBeouf arguing with cops in New Orleans, and shouting at a woman in Rome...A couple of school employees in Macomb County are in some big trouble after appearing to be engaged in some X-rated activities on a school bus...A drone helped authorities arrest a woman who was repeatedly using a park as a public bathroom...The March Madness Sweet 16 is now set, with action set to resume on Thursday afternoon...Two people were killed and several others badly hurt when an Air Canada regional jet struck a fire truck on a runway while landing at New York’s LaGuardia Airport late Sunday night...Buncombe County has completed the purchase of the 342-acre Deaverview Mountain property, paving the way for what is expected to become the largest public park in the county...A Florida bill that sought to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the state Senate. The proposal would have prohibited individuals from marrying anyone descended from their grandparents, effectively banning first-cousin marriages...A border-jumping cat who lives in Surrey, B.C., has become a local legend and internet star for his penchant for ignoring international law...A Florida man known only as “Palm Beach Pete” is letting the world know he is definitely not deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein...Minnesota lawmakers are considering a bill to allow alcohol in nursing homes, requiring facilities to notify the state of their plans...A former public school teacher accused of hosting "prostitution parties" at his upstate New York home is facing federal charges...Florida tire shop worker Ashley Tyer is on life support after jumping on a customer's hood to stop them from stealing tires...For the first time ever, the Department of Justice took a case of AI-streaming fraud. Michael Smith was accused of using AI to create “hundreds of thousands of songs.”...OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky has died at age 43 after a secret battle with cancer...Minnesota Senate candidate Michele Tafoya suggested Americans "take one less trip to Starbucks" to offset rising gas prices tied to the war in Iran...A woman from Texas was at home on Saturday, when an apparent meteorite crashed through her ceiling, ricocheted around like a bouncy ball, and then landed next to her TV...Officer Benjamin Yarbrough has been charged with accepting a $1,000 bribe and free access to women in exchange for protecting a Hayward brothel...Afroman won a major legal victory in March 2026, as an Ohio jury sided with him against seven sheriff’s deputies who sued him for defamation and privacy invasion.  Enjoy some English Muffin sloppy joe's and check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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The show was going to go one way and now it's going another...James please stay out of kids play areas and playgrounds...A woman from North Carolina says that she was attacked by an otter while watching her friends run a marathon. Here is Erin Hogston talking about the attack...A man was arrested after women in two different shopping centers reported that he had exposed himself to them in parking lots. Victims of the flasher said he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt...A 300lbs hairdresser says he was fat-shamed at the airport by a Southwest Airlines check-in worker who allegedly looked him up and down...The North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles has added a new feature on its website providing customers with estimated wait times and real-time capacity status...There are now about 30,000 perfect brackets remaining across major online games...Something has gone seriously wrong in North Korea. The results of their latest parliamentary vote saw fearless leader Kim Jong-Un pull just 99.93% of the vote...Whoopi Goldberg Says After 3 Divorces Her Sex Life Now Consists of 'Hit-and-Runs' When She 'Needs It'...Tommy Thompson, a renowned US deep-sea treasure hunter who discovered the "Ship of Gold" in 1988, was released from federal prison in March 2026 after serving 10 years for contempt of court. He was jailed for refusing to reveal the location of 500 missing gold coins...What decade of your life would you give up for $50 million? A game centre in China has come under fire for using real hamsters as prizes in its claw machines to attract customers...Punch the monkey cuddling a female macaque monkey. The video shows the two monkeys sitting close to each other, playing and kissing...A senior Transportation Security Administration official warns travelers that the backlog at security checkpoints across the country will get worse before it improves...There is
fury as Walmart wins approval for patent paving way for Uber-style surge pricing...Two men face felony charges for destroying a $200,000 woolly mammoth tusk at the Top of the Rock museum near Branson...RIP Chuck Norris!! Check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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If you eat your oats you can be Gus Witherspoon...Let's get to Opening Audio...Ever wonder how they came up with the Nokia phone ringtone? We have the answer...You can't call it "The Big Dance" without something to dance to. Here are all 64 mascots in this year's NCAA Men's Basketball tournament in less than 45 seconds...A Texas woman, Julie Juarez, was arrested and federally charged after authorities discovered nearly 500 pounds of methamphetamine and 40 pounds of heroin during a traffic stop...A bachelor party in Miami Beach turned violent over the weekend after police say a fight over women led to two friends stabbing one another...The U.S. Postal Service is warning that it may be unable to pay its workers and vendors by February 2027...Michael Adarius Cornett, 37, was arrested after firing a gun into an occupied vehicle last Saturday. No one was injured during the incident...Tom Brady, 48, is returning to the field for the inaugural Fanatics Flag Football Classic in Los Angeles on March 21, 2026, broadcast on Fox...An overturned semi spilled syrup across all lanes of the 10 freeway in Fontana, causing a major 5-mile backup...Burger King's president admitted issues in an honest Oscars ad, fired their creepy King mascot, and promised updated restaurants and a better Whopper...Lucky called with another criminal story...An ambulance transporting a patient crashed on U.S. 70 Wednesday morning, sending three people to the hospital...Frontier Airlines passengers have accused the US carrier of 'scamming' their customers after long check-in lines caused them to miss their flights leading to $99...Four men, all in their 90s, competed in a tennis match at Heritage Palms, proving it's never too late to play...Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare has sued a patient who refuses to leave a hospital room, even though doctors discharged her...Cam Schlittler needed Yankees' security to help remove a spider from his locker...A Thai zoo said police have arrested a man after he entered the enclosure of Moo Deng, the viral pygmy hippo...Leave the hippos alone and check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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