Rizzo wants to become a bedpan guy...A woman flags down a police officer demanding a refund, admitting she gave someone a $20 bill for rock cocaine, but was handed a chunk of plaster instead... Some people with landline phones are starting to get warned that the old system is ending. Digital will replace the copper wire lines...A 69-year-old Melbourne grandmother, Debra Buchanan, was left permanently disfigured after a catastrophic hospital error...Taylor Farms is recalling food items containing jalapenos over possible salmonella contamination. It comes after the California-based company pulled lettuce linked to the ongoing cyclospora outbreak...In Asheville police forensics team was in Carrier Park Friday, Aug. 7, collecting evidence after a Flock camera there was vandalized...The Preservation Society of Asheville and Buncombe County is eyeing preserving signage at the Mountaineer Inn as the property is listed for sale...Former NFL star Stedman Bailey and a woman were arrested after they were accused of having sex in a bar at a bowling alley...Chef Bradley Alvelo is serving stone-fired pizza from a Smart Car trunk with Pizza Pod, a mobile business billed as NYC's smallest pizzeria...Audiences got their first look at Alexander Skarsgård playing a man crafted from wicker, and it’s safe to say the internet instantly lost its mind...More than 50 decomposing bodies were discovered at a Chicago funeral home under state investigation...A St. Clair Shores couple has been charged with multiple felonies after throwing an explosive device with the words 'bye bye' written on it...An Alaska Airlines flight was suddenly grounded after unruly passengers allegedly threatened to take over the aircraft...The heavens put on a show this week as the Perseid meteor shower reaches its peak...Preparations are officially underway for Tunnel Road cleanup that's working to bring together housed and unhoused residents together...The $49 Chester Cheeks Dancing Toy features a character with a "butt face" wearing headphones that giggles and moves when you press a button...The Maryland Department of Health has confirmed the second beaver collected from Cunningham Falls State Park had tested positive for the rabies...A man with a goat was detained by Metro Transit Police due to a "bolo" alert from another agency, not because of the goat. This one was for you Peggy...Check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!








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It's a game-a-palooza and weiner joke type of day...A man's daily gumbo order saved his life when restaurant staff noticed his absence, found him in distress, and helped him recover...Ken and Trudy Hibshman of Lancaster County say they were left with a $9,100 bill after two men delivered thousands of dollars worth of meat...A man who pleaded guilty to stabbing a dog to death at an Asheville park in 2023 was fatally shot in Morganton last month, according to arrest records and Morganton officials...North Carolina Senator Ted Budd is leading a push to keep a scheduled federal ban on intoxicating hemp-derived THC products on track for Nov. 12, 2026...U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell has been discharged from the hospital and is heading home, he said in a statement Thursday...Honey Boo Boo's sister Lauryn “Pumpkin” Efird released “hardcore” OnlyFans content five months after joining the subscription-based platform...Knots Landing star Donna Mills revealed that some of her OnlyFans followers are interested in her feet...A 36-year-old woman was arrested early Tuesday morning in Pleasant Prairie after police found her naked behind the wheel of a stolen fire...Rosie O'Donnell has performed an anti-Trump song that was reportedly banned from appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live...A major upgrade is set to take flight at Asheville Regional Airport with the introduction of a new air traffic control tower... Earth, Wind & Fire hit the pause button on their Thursday night concert in San Francisco with Lionel Richie after one of their band members fell seriously ill...A brand new batch of declassified UFO files has finally dropped and TMZ has an exclusive look at some of the startling footage...Go play with the old man's ribbon spool and then check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!










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Are we actually good at this thing? Salad and Go announced it would close all of its locations on August 5 after the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy...A New York man who suspected that a Chili's restaurant waiter had spit into his drink got the law involved and investigators were able to determine who spit...I Play Rocky is an upcoming biographical drama film directed by Peter Farrelly that chronicles Sylvester Stallone’s tumultuous journey to write and star in the 1976 classic Rocky...Deputies working with team members were able to find and arrest 71-year-old Larry O’Conner Green, who is suspected of selling illegal narcotics...Exhibits from the House Committee on Ethics report provide a closer look at the evidence cited in its recommendation to censure Rep. Chuck Edwards, including text messages, handwritten notes and other communications with female staffers...A 99-year-old woman was forced to wait three hours for police to respond after she was attacked due to a mislabeled 911 call...Dead people we wish would come back...A bizarre scene unfolded at a hospital in North Wales, where a man was arrested for dressing in a hooded 'Grim Reaper' costume...A 103-year-old woman proved age is just a number by breaking an Ohio record for the oldest person to go skydiving in the state...A 77-year-old Florida woman was arrested after authorities rescued 80 cats from her home. Authorities suspect the mail carrier collected feral cats along her route...Cases of a potentially deadly fungus have been detected in 27 states so far this year, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...Halloween is only about 90 days away, but Spirit Halloween is preparing now. The seasonal company says it plans to hire more than 52,000 seasonal associates...Let's go listen to Robert Goulet and then listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!











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Our friend John says a lot without saying anything at all...Buc-ee's is suing a family-owned mini mart over its beaver logo, days after the owner mocked the chain's history of trademark lawsuits...A tragic incident took place at the MBTA station in Somerville, Massachusetts, where 40-year-old Steven McCluskey was strangled by his own clothing. He stumbled and fell at the bottom of a moving escalator...Buncombe County officials said internet service has been restored following an outage Tuesday morning...According to county officials, internet service was restored as of 4:05 p.m. following the large-scale fiber cut...Five people were arrested at a Buncombe County home as part of a "quality of life" operation fueled by community complaints...Chipotle Mexican Grill has proactively removed jalapeño peppers from multiple restaurants following a salmonella outbreak...The Guthrie family and law enforcement officials in Arizona are hoping for a breakthrough six months after she disappeared...A Florida chophouse is now offering diners the opportunity to have a meal completely in the nude...Benjamin Lewis stole and killed lambs from local farms before placing them at churches...After an investigation into the June 7 officer-involved shooting that reportedly happened in Asheville, the Buncombe County District Attorney has ruled that no charges should be filed against the officers...Perez Hilton was at the center of a police response in Miami-Dade after authorities received reports he was livestreaming alarming behavior...Sean “P Diddy” Combs‘ release date has been pushed back once again...According to the records of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, the Last Night rapper, 56, won’t be released from prison until February 20, 2028, a month after his last release date...A promotional video describes the shirt as machine washable and “built to last,” while promising “30+ days of wear” without unwanted smells...A man in Minnesota has been arrested and is facing charges after he was caught putting screws in his lawn, almost like homemade spike strips...Let's think about deads we want back...Much like Regis Philbin...While we think of that, why don't you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Shout out to one eyed Garfield...A South Carolina couple was found dead in their house over the weekend after police said the home heater reached 1,000 degrees...A woman is caught "huffing" and nodding off before and during her court hearing...Bruce Antonio Haddock had his first appearance Monday morning after Asheville police arrested him Friday, July 31...Sir Rod Stewart appeals for help after getting trapped in Prada elevator...Rosie O’Donnell is returning to The View for the show’s 30th anniversary special...An entire theater evacuated during ‘Spider-Man’ screening due to moviegoer’s uncontrollable bout of ‘rotten’ flatulence...Should Rizzo let his cousin Peter move in? He is 46 years old and said he will stay 1-6 months...We took it to Listener Court...Jeff says NO WAY...Nine-banded armadillos are expanding their range into North Carolina, with confirmed sightings in over 40 of the state's 100 counties, driven by milder winters and natural migration from neighboring states...A Kroger employee was arrested and charged with felony "peeping Tom" after allegedly crawling on the floor to look under a women's restroom stall at a coworker...The first two deaths have been reported in a cyclosporiasis outbreak in Michigan, the state's health department announced yesterday...Health officials on Long Island, New York, are reporting at least three probable cases of a rare bacterial illness called tularemia, also known as rabbit fever...The Super El Niño is getting even stronger, the latest climate models have revealed...An 86-year-old Westmoreland County great-grandmother won $1.5 million on a scratch-off ticket and already knows exactly how she'll spend it...Let's go watch a little Hallmark or some GAF and check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!


















































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Fresh off Summerslam we get things going this week with bus driver sex...Gwinnett County Public Schools has reopened an investigation after court records revealed a school bus driver admitted under oath to having sex with another district bus driver while on the clock and on a county school bus...A Georgia man is facing child abuse charges after authorities say he allegedly attacked two children aboard a Carnival Cruise Line ship...Who has a hot dog hole? Elizabeth Geister, owner of Lizzy with the Glizzys, says a recent complaint filed with the state triggered a health inspection... Five weeks before the 2026 NFL season kicks off, CBS Sports‘ lead analyst Tony Romo has been put on leave following his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence...There was high drama Sunday at NYC's famed Brooklyn Bridge, where a naked man jumped from the top of the span and plunged into the East River and survived...Detroit resident's alley is overrun with weeds & debris, causing safety hazards. The city's Motor City Makeover 365 program will help clean it...Is $160 at the drive-thru too much to spend...Our friend now has two cats...Is that too much when you're in a trailer and 40? A 75-year-old man and a 32-year-old woman were reportedly accused of having loud sex in a swimming pool at an apartment complex in Texas...Unique Mica Green-Battle appeared in court Friday after prosecutors accused her of stealing more than $2.2 million from a deceased Houston man...A man whom dozens of women say followed them or made them feel unsafe in and around Asheville's Montford neighborhood was arrested Friday, July 31...The flyover ramp connecting Patton Avenue eastbound to Westgate Parkway has reached its scheduled permanent closure date: Sunday, Aug. 2...Myspace could soon make a comeback after nearly two decades on the decline, as its owners seek a fresh start to compete with the current social media giants...A Georgia woman experienced a terrifying encounter during her morning jog when a man allegedly attempted to run her over after she greeted him...From 7:30 a.m. through late into the afternoon, every single Sunday, residents say Wisdom City Church plays booming music...Rizzo is going to stick with his tight shorts and you are going to check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
































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THE RIZZO & JEFF SHOW ENDS THE WEEK ON A LITERALLY HIGH NOTE AS GRACE TAKES ON A MOUNTAIN. IS IT THE BEST IDEA? WELP... YOU DECIDE. A HELICOPTER HAS TO TRUDGE HER OFF THE SIDE?

LISTENER COURT WAS ABOUT SAGGING. NOT IN THE WRINKLED FRONTS BUT IN THE BACK AND HOW RIZZO'S PANTS ARE AT ISSUE AGAIN. RIZO SAYS SCREW IT AND WEARS HIS PANTS HIS WAY, BABY HANDS AND JEFF SAY THYE LOOK AT SO MUCH CRACK IT COULD BE A LUGE. SO RIZZO SAID SCREW YOU BOTH ILL WEAR SUSPENDERS BABY ONES...

ONE MORE FOR ELDER CHUM ITS NOT AS MEATY AND THE MEAT IS HARD BUT IT FEEDS BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO... 

LETS STROLL WITH DOLE AS WE WATCH KEMP WALKED AROUND ON A LEASH WHILE WE ARGUE THE SOUND OF SSSSSSSSSS AND WHAT IT MEANS. 

FINALLY THE WEEK OF BRENDA CELEBRATIONS COME TO A CLOSE. WHO IS THAT? OF THE LADY FROM MY LEFT FOOT? WHAT IS THAT... PIGEON LADY HOME ALONE? BETTER!!!

TENTS UP MEN FOR THE FALLEN DOLE, MY LEFT FOOT STAR, BABY SUSPENDERS, SIZZLER AND THE ELDERS MADE INTO CHUM!!!  

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Jeff is a RABID ANTI- TOASTITE

Grace couldn’t make it up the mountain…Sizzler my butt…Oh no its elder chum…Let’s take a stroll with Dole…Brenda Fricker didn’t make it…Let’s all watch My Left Foot…Is it time for suspenders? And so MUCH MORE!!


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So here is the deal, Rizzo and Jeff HAVE MAN RONI nips and we are so alone. Nobody likes to admit that. What I will admit is Bea Arthur turns me on (Rizzo) and Jeff thinks she's a man... well a handsome woman. 


Also, wet Japanese bathhouses that get us on the discussion about men in general. These men who again are losers. The worst of all is TOM SELLECK... hahaha reverse mortgage my ass he is a paid schill. 


Also we have some god damn shocking calls and Selleck is less than 4 inches... Brimley now he's a HORSE. 

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Day two the show just ended and it was full of WTF moments like Denny's steak should be illegal and you need to not be allowed to EAT FOR 2 weeks if you eat it. 

IDK why are we OBSESSED with a Dole Kemp Liz Dole 3 way all hot in the bedroom? We also get to the root of Jeff being fat shamed and why Rizzo can not face his fans... He eats like a BABY!!!! 



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