Whoopi Bush. Whoopi Bush. Who can handle that Whoopi Bush! That is all!

Ever wanted to REALLY please a lady? Easy, tried and true Missionary is the way and we have 8 different ways we could prove it. Then Pa and Chee get into an insulting match to help people better be able to insult themselves before Yosemite Sam takes his Rootin Tootin insults too far. Then when Chee tells Rizzo women prefer MUSIC TASTE over Appearance they go through deal breaker songs. Elvis, Roy Rogers, NO MEAT and a lil Boppity Bop lead us all to the ONE WORST and BIGGEST DEAL BREAKER SONG EVER... EDDIE MURPHY Party all the Time!

A Pleasure Machine enters the mean streets of the ROC and beguiles peoples inner most needs. Then Harland blinds Poppa while Chee can see through the National Chicken Day BS and tries to get Mizz Peaches her just deserts. Then Boss Sauce on Lasagna is discussed before people lose it and put it on ice cream! Speaking of Cream ever see the Butter Cream Gang? Welp most havent but it begins a Dad and Son Movie convo after THE WORLDS WORST DADDY passes. Through it all we try to guess the MOST DAD and SON Flick and while Ellie Goulding and The Buttercreams make a statement its Dick Karns "Picture Perfect" Acting that shines brightest...

Schmoops a Bakers Dozen in inches begin the show while Pa and Chee are interrupted by Peter Gabriel's Bean Fetish! That's where we meet Grandma and taste her Beans before THE SAUCE BOSS Eddie Harris calls to talk about his Boss Sauce. A few Colgate Lasagna's and Beepers later we get to shows that started strong and then got LIMP! While we tried to get through the list Rizzo was held up by Richard Karn fantasies and Winslow Sex on TGIF... Release Me Moesha!

Mama Rizzo, you like reading short stories? I got one for ya...

Rizzo and Jeff head into the 4th with a flag flying Friday! Our host is Chuck Woolery, no it’s Dick Clark, no it’s Chuck Barris. We tried to get Richard Karn but he was busy headlining at the Luxor. Chee gave the right person the wink on the way out, because WE GOT A TV PILOT! Help us name it and cast it. Mama Rizzo joined us and granted an open fly zone to shirtless world leaders like Biden, Trudeau, The Giuliani’s and The Pope. Fireworks started early as Jeff PUT HIS JOB ON THE LINE! Can you guess the most patriotic song? The Who, Petey Pablo, Woody Guthrie, and The Hulkster all tried. Happy America Miss New Booty. Fight me Bubba Sparxx!

Rizzo and Jeff came out of retirement like Cameron Diaz to bring you an afternoon of quality Rochester flicks! WOW WOW WOW! Are you up for a high octane sex weekend? Follow us to Blood Fart Lake! The alphabet killer was on the loose until Spiderman showed up with Luke and Laura. We got out away from ‘Port Charles’ and met up with Ben, Willard, Underdog, and more for a list of good bad movies to watch this weekend. A couple listeners shared stories of ripped bean bags, so we went to an expert! There is a 70 somethin year old man with a whistling scroat that gave us a playlist of tunes to cover it up. And to show you they are still the good puppet people you remember we present THE PUPPET PANTHEON!! Magellan the Dragon, Greg the Bunny, Siffle & Ollie, Alf, and Ted Kruz. Hop off the Meatloaf bus, leave ur grimace plug, and climb on in the George Wendt house for 2 thumbs up!

Get those slacks off before supper because… It s a Gary Busey Birthday BONANZA! We even discussed where to start putting up statues. But Meatloaf got PISSED! DO NOT F with him. With that idea out the window we got into cute nicknames like snuffy and shmoop. But then a it got personal- SO WE RANKED EM! Men s category goes to rickets and the fatty tomato... the women turned into a parking lot brawl between back seata rita, baconater, whorey lori , and some poor guys ex wife kimmy gobbles! R Kelly interrupted the good time but got locked up for 30 years. So we all could feel better we rebooted some classic tv like hanging with Mr Cooper, step by step, coach, Becker and the ropers. Chee even did some singing. A woo huuu! NOW WE RE OFF TO NORWAY!

Mama Rizzo is only here til Sunday… so we grab our quill so she has happy mail to send! The kitchen was a mess so we had to grab the kitchen gun! Somebody stole all our ice, so we called repairman man, geritol man, the Moranimal, and homie the clown to help! We got talked into chicken French for dinner followed by a political party with Malik Evans, Jesse Ventura, Rob ford, the Kennedys, and Gorbachev. So she doesn’t make us watch Steve Martin again we had to get a new hobby? We tried noodling, mall wrestling, hobby horsies, rock painting, jeep ducking, or maybe host the news like the Kuckco’s? I BETTER GET A THANK YOU CARD MA!

Rizzo and Jeff get ur peepers sweatin, log ya, and sad sex ya… first some man scaping. Do you need to trim the nip hair? How’s ur chest? Back? Between the cheeks? You gotta look your best when you run into heart throbs of the 70’s and 80’s like charo, Barry Williams, Whoop, Sally struthers and Ethel merman. Grab your rooster and sing along with us to the top Disney songs of all time! What ever happened to good movie soundtracks? Chug ur Mountain Dew and tomato juice and Billie Jo Armstrong wants outta here. Make sure to kiss your fence goodnight.

ust the Facts Friday! WE WANT THE TRUTH!… Rizzo and Jeff are on a hunt for the truth! What would you do with your Charlie sheen money? Buy a Shrek phone for your Dad? No? Sheen’s daughter decided to open an onlyfans and so did her mom Denise Richards! And if you’re looking for how to get your woman ‘there’, ask her mother what works- is it Bobby Darren? Richie Valens? Boris Baddenoff? Maybe Paul Harvey? We were going to ask over dinner but got a raw radish spanking that landed us in the gorgs garden with the radish fairy. We need to know, can you use carnies bottoms as a cabana? We investigated food crimes like ketchup on eggs, miracle whip, burnt steak, boiled ribs, gluggers, and ranch on pancakes. And it’s time for YOU to come clean about what songs YOU belt! O SOLO MIO? I CAN DO THAT, only if you can beat the meat.