Rizzo and Jeff tried to bring you peace and serenity in a wiener honking sit down with songs from the wegmans playlist. The undersized muscle shirt was on full side moob display. Things broke down completely when the celebrity bigs showed up to sgetti wrestle. Don Vito, John Madden, Denberg, Taft, and momma cass left A MESS! AND SOMEBODY STARTING SHOOTING OVER DUCK SAUCE!! SAVE US OPRAH WINFREY!!

I can t believe Bob Lonsberry slept through all this! Go check on him!! Shmoop shrinkage, frog faces vs rat faces. We shot Chyna, Danny Devito, and Rita Pearlman out of a cannon. Folded up FDR and shoved him in too. Then went hog riding w the boss alllll over Monroe County for mid day lappys, the jackrabbit, and pedicures. Set your vcr and grab ur industrial sized jar of yellow mustard for another rizzo and Jeff adventure.

Rizzo and Jeff stroll around wegmans parking lot for your pleasure… on their stroll they hear lots of strange sounds. Some guy was blowing a trombone at a bear, pee spritz’s, Rod Stewart complaining again, and a bunch of Tom Jones haters. Queen Latifa stopped by with Jack and Jill and drove us past a concert puddle of mud was suppossed to play but canceled, Rick and his teenage dirtbag friends, and brought us to the under rated movie store where there was too much to choose from! Grab a milk coke, mind the poison ivy, and take your horse like a man… it s just another Monday for Rizzo and Jeff.

Dear voice activated Barbie journal… today rizzo and Jeff put on their looney toon jacket and Velcro shoes to meet up with backwards suit man for dainty bites of fried ice cream and bingo! Then it was off to the queens jubilee and after rizzo s seduction introduction she called for her best mirkin and A LIST of love making tunes suggested by Rochester. Remind me later to memorize my moms phone number and to clean the basement sink.

Rizzo and Jeff had quite the adventurous weekend… at least Rizzo did.

On tonight’s undercard we have the $4,000 teletubby vs a kid…. Crazy French guy vs the Mona Lisa… a 4 corners match with the top toe tapping tunes… Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network INCLUDING- O.G. Doug vs Disney Doug… AND…

In tonight’s main event The Streets of Philly meet the streets of the ROC with Raw Dog Rich going one on one with the Modello Daddy of Monroe Ave- for the title of La Daddy Nostra- Loser Leaves the Block FOREVER!!

Rizzo and Jeff kick off the summer by breaking out the ball shorts, hangin with the daddy crew, drinking some pee water and sword fighting at hemlock lake. Then old ass mama Rizzo showed up with Cyndi and some guilty pleasure songs. We welcomed Jesus lady, guilty pleasures with Mama Rizzo now ANGRY and needed some calming Kenny Rogers. The series finales hit it out of the park including a sprinkle of busy town and a dollop of Frasier Crane!

Rizzo and Jeff Show... WHEW... What a ride to the 17th floor... the music was terrible it kept stopping, James Earl JONES was late but we smelled em, Willard Carroll hoped on, then Babs, then Rosie, some lady telling us to talk to our harder nicer, French Stewart... tried to get off at the next floor BUT IT WAS FREAKIN BUSY TOWN!?!? SAVE US TONY SCHALOUB!!

Rizzo and Jeff Show -TODAY WAS NOT THE DAY! 14 Children were MURDERED and it REALLY ROCKED US and THE COMMUNITY! From Buffalo so fresh to the execution of 14 CHILDREN UNDER 10, WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH!

Rizzo and Jeff submit for the approval of the midnight society... today we debated laying down w a 100 year old virgin... examined the origin of boob.... named our shmoops... and delivers the most blasphemous idol list ever... UNTIL... number one!!!

Rizzo and Jeff Phew... WERE FULL... we started today getting 2 beef and cheddars and quitting, then some puperoni and beggin strips, then snacked on ants w high dale.... then we met up the the girl w hairy pits and inverted nips for croissants... escaped to the hamburger patch w king gonga and captain crook to avoid the murderous grimace... tried to have a Natty daddy w Macklemore- bad idea... THEN swung by Greece for a graduation party w no theme song.... WE ARE STUFFED!!