r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you!

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