Road House Minute

More credits, with the camera lingering on the bass player, before slowly retracing its path through the drummer back to Cody.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Cody continues to jam over more credits. They're really getting their Jeff Healey value here. The camera pans slowly from Cody to the drummer, and then to the bass player.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Sean T. Collins

Dalton and Doc finish their aquatic escapades as we return to Cody jamming in the Double Deuce and the credits roll.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Thomas Fisher & Cooper Puls

The surviving cast enjoy an 80s sitcom-style laugh together, which seems altogether appropriate after conspiring to commit murder. Cody kicks it up a notch as we head into the credits, but not before another awkward scene of intimacy between Doc and Dalton, this time skinny-dipping with Cody in attendance.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Cooper Puls & Thomas Fisher

The denouement begins as Red destroys the evidence by collecting everyone's shotgun. Tinker extricates himself from his taxidermic showdown. The Jasper police department arrives on the scene for the first time all movie. Good job, boys. The sheriff demonstrates his crack investigative skills, resulting in a round of Alibi-O-Rama. Our star witness, Tinker, is forced to admit that he lost to furniture.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Cooper Puls & Thomas Fisher

Doc arrives at Wesley Manor for reasons passing understanding, but fortunately just in time to see Dalton NOT kill a man for a change. Bad idea, as it turns out, since Wesley returns the favor by retrieving and brandishing his pistol. He then prophetically announces, "It's over!" before getting a shotgun blast to the chest from Red, then one from Emmet, then one from Stroudenmire, and finally the coup de grace from Tilghman, sending him crashing through a coffee table.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Pete Mummert & Tom Taylor

OK, fun and games are over. Dalton breaks Wesley's spear in half and kicks him onto a chair. But Wesley recovers and seems to be ready to impale Dalton before we get reminded that if you kick a man in the knee, he drops like a stone.  Wesley draws his tiny, tiny pistol, which Dalton quickly kicks away, and then prepares to deliver the Vulcan Throat Rip.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Pete Mummert & Tom Taylor

Brad Wesley seems to be trying to make peace with Dalton, now that he knows he can't beat him. But I doubt that Dalton shares his views of a Jasper with both of them still in it. He fails to find Dalton behind a stuffed bison -- should have checked the other side. Dalton emerges and the final fight begins. It would seem like Wesley should be no match for Dalton, except for his expert spear-throwing skills.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guests: Pete Mummert & Tom Taylor

RIP Tinker -- you lost to a dead animal. At least you got in a few good shots before it fell on you. Dalton delivers a classic 80s action movie one-liner, then tries to hide from Wesley, who indicates he has an unusual plan for Dalton's body after he bags his trophy. Wesley continues to twist the knife (pun intended) about Wade, trying to draw Dalton out with his clever, clever words.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Chris Oostenink

Now we are down to two, and the mano y mano battle between Dalton and Wesley can begin. Wesley roams the house with a very large handgun, looking for Dalton. Oh sorry, we forgot about Tinker -- an understandable mistake given his ineptitude. Tinker nervously searches the house, ending up in a scary taxidermy room. His own fight to the death with a giant stuffed polar bear begins. Good luck, Tinker!

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Chris Oostenink