Road House Minute

Dalton and Doc choose the optimal position for their first copulation -- her back pressed against a hard rock wall. Ouch, Dalton! But she seems to be into hot fireplace action, and he seems to be into her, if you catch my drift. They then move away from the wall and continue having sex standing up. Well, he's still standing up.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Brian Boucher

Dalton and Doc try to outdo each other for the prize of "Most Awkward Participant in a Sex Scene". A dress is opened wide, and next hands move to pants. Seriously, this recap is more erotic than the actual scene.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton adjusts his radio and his game and finds a song that we all know is meant for one thing and one thing only. An incredibly awkward seduction begins with Doc in reverse gear and then full retreat. Dalton makes another smooth move by talking about Doc's family connection to Red, and Doc considers her options.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton brings Doc back to his place for a nightcap. She seems a bit apprehensive at first, but quickly warms to it... and to him. She looks across the river and sees something... sinister?

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Tilghman laments the lack of liquor. What else could go wrong? He seems pretty clueless about the problem, but Dalton knows what's wrong -- Wesley -- and he promises to take care of it. He emerges from the club at the end of the night and finds Doc in another piece of tablewear, waiting for him. Ketchup and Jimmy joke about the dangers of Doc, and Dalton drives her to his place -- in her car???

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton comes in and surveys the scene in the NEW Double Deuce -- what a difference a few well-placed fists can make! He's back to head-bobbing like it's the old Bandstand. Tilghman strolls around and greets his high-end customers. All is well... or is it?

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Wesley tries to put Dalton on the payroll, but Dalton stands tall and shows Wesley that he's not for sale. The two trade looks that set up the conflict for the rest of the movie. We see a remodeled and revitalized NEW Double Deuce in high gear. 

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Brad Wesley offers us his world philosophy, which sounds pretty selfish when you boil it down. He then attempts to psychoanalyze Dalton's career choice before giving us a shocking reveal of the skeleton (at least, it's probably only a skeleton by now) in Dalton's closet.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Jonathan Carlisle

Brad Wesley offers us some enlightened music criticism. He and Dalton chat about Wesley's grandfather, who apparently was not a nice man. Wesley then recounts his civic contributions to a nonplussed Dalton.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Jonathan Carlisle

Tinker tries his best to menacingly force Dalton to get in the car to see Brad Wesley, which Dalton agrees to dejectedly. We get to see the inside of Brad Wesley's mansion for the first time, complete with terrible music, TWO pool tables, and the first of many, many stuffed animal heads. We also see the incredibly unfortunate aftermath of Denise's failed seduction of Dalton.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Jonathan Carlisle