Road Soda

On this episode Chubby Check is upset about the pecker checker, Hypnotist and ice cream men are creepy as usual, and we discuss the beauty of Ratched. 

 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is Ratched and next week's will still be Ratched

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News articles-

Chubby’s pecker - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/02/hp-sued-by-chubby-checker-over-webos-penis-size-app/

 

HEY YOU CANT DO THAT! -https://www.news18.com/news/india/robber-applies-poop-on-his-body-to-evade-police-capture-2930833.html

 

Hypnotist are never not creepy-https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/new-jersey-hypnotist-arrested-giving-illegal-prostate-exams-patients-prosecutor-says/P22G6LYN4BEFDKFHQA7RICU4OQ/?fbclid=IwAR2B5uCrf4JsAfHlCXr4arn7YcXjGAp0mz-L-ARBdg-JjZMxnie2guVRQWU

 

 

Legal definition, - https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/sandwiches-in-subway-too-sugary-to-meet-legal-definition-of-being-bread-39574778.html

 

 

He just loves ice cream - https://todayheadline.co/convicted-paedophile-battling-police-to-keep-job-as-ice-cream-man/

 

Salty birds - https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/foul-mouthed-parrots-removed-uk-19015228

 

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REDPEST- SMILE

M SURF-6AM

we care, licorice- if you die from eating it good riddens, and say good bye to the glory years of shitting on the subway in NYC. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is The Social Dilemma and next week's will be Ratched

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

 

Cracker barrel - https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/group-of-dads-tackle-restrain-sex-offender-accused-of-peeping-at-teen-in-cracker-barrel-bathroom.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

Lsd monkeys - https://www.kqed.org/arts/13886018/a-wild-monkey-chase-do-ken-keseys-lsd-dosed-apes-still-roam-la-honda

 

 

Licorice- https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/candy-man-dies-eating-bags-black-licorice-73203407

 

 

Evicted baboon - https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sci-tech/troublesome-south-african-baboon-evicted-for-raiding-homes-1.5117985

 

 

Recycled - https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?objectid=12367548

 

Officially- https://nypost.com/2020/09/22/mta-board-to-officially-ban-pooping-in-subways-buses/amp/#click=https://t.co/dGjC4VuQQ3

 

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EMAPEA - LAKA 

NTOURAGE-MOONLOOP [86 BPM]

ON THIS episode we whip it, whip it good, and in the bravest act of martyrdom since Jesus Christ, we watch and review the satanic masterpiece Cuties. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is Cuties and next week's will be The Social Dilemma

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

Monkey trafficking - https://allafrica.com/stories/202009200108.html

 

 

Your ex girlfriends are causing problems- https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-u-s-has-out-of-control-population-of-super-pigs-expert-says/

 

Good ole boys - https://themetrodetroitnews.com/driver-allegedly-high-on-whippits-makes-jump-while-fort-street-draw-bridge-in-southwest-detroit-rises/

 

 

Asbestos - https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/asbestos-name-change-vote-1.5731263

 

Bonus news - how is this not written by a robot? Aka Trigger happy headlines 

https://www.unionleader.com/news/courts/transgender-satanist-and-pho-restaurateur-sue-over-keene-mask-mandate/article_e2ab8362-3c93-57bd-959b-b0afe0bf73e8.html

 

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HARRIS COLE- GIRLS

JHFLY- WALKS

AIXION - SWEATERS ARE FOR INTROVERTS (INSTRUMENTAL)

H.1- TIMELESS

On this episode Jamie Foxworthy kicks some ass in project power, no one likes jelly beans except Cindy, and we have found the worlds longest non-article. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is Project Power and next week's will be Cuties

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

 

Monkeys- they hate moisturizing -https://www.deccanherald.com/video/news/udhampur-farmers-switch-to-aloe-vera-to-thwart-monkeys-882783.html

 

 

 No body wants it! -https://abc7news.com/jelly-belly-treasure-hunt-golden-ticket-contest-founder/6412781/

 

 

What a dream-https://www.ketv.com/article/hit-by-pandemic-kids-lemonade-stand-becomes-familys-sole-income/33933327?fbclid=IwAR1fpy9dJ0nqDVeptzdp1buJvRlSGqKqpezdUVd3jkFgBHx8j3vhjez1PPY

 

 

What were they?!-https://yourdailysportfix.com/firefighters-stumble-upon-ms/

 

Robot article -https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3?fbclid=IwAR3g68gRi-hjYt7yGm2f98kixoSVcXCLieCe8odYff51A-65sx_9P0yMEdw

 

 

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AIMLESS- IVE BEEN MISSING YOU LATELY [X J'SAN]

REFEELD- COZY DAYS FT MELL-O

SPEECHLESS- SLEEP WELL

BRILLION - KIPTIME W HM SURF

HM SURF - CRUSHED YUMYUM

On this episode PMSing is now officially insanity, apparently you can get ticketed for your grass being too long, and Unwell sparks a little debate. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is Unwell and next week's will be Project Power

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

 

look out kardashians - https://www.wjtv.com/entertainment-news/prince-harry-and-meghan-sign-production-deal-with-netflix/

 

Patients - https://meaww.com/oregon-hunter-gored-to-death-by-bull-elk-shot-and-injured-arrow-the-previous-day

 

For Kristie -https://m.hindustantimes.com/india-news/rajasthan-hc-acquits-murder-accused-on-grounds-of-insanity-due-to-pms/story-9ISMr8JE0tc1CM9rnW3KAN.html

 

Also for Kristie - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/hair-salon-job-posting-happy-hairdresser-discrimanatory

 

This is some minority report shit -https://www.tampabay.com/news/pasco/2020/09/03/pascos-sheriff-uses-data-to-guess-who-will-commit-crime-then-deputies-hunt-down-and-harass-them/?outputType=amp&__twitter_impression=true

 

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BLOOM-FATB/ TESK

EPLLOGUE- MELL-O; AMBULO

SUNDAZE- PHLOCALYST/ FLYNN

EMERALD- DEWALDO

On this episode- never fear The Monkey Busters are here, Unorthodox is like catnip for ladies, and we premier a new segment, Pat Rants!

 

Send your reviews the millennial book club, or any questions and comments to [email protected]. Or you can call and leave a voicemail for the show 706-200-1213. 

Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Kristie Z, Justin Mitchell, and Greg Mcinnes.

This episodes MBC is Unorthodox and next week's will be Unwell 

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

 Alrernate headlines- CPS has uptick in local cases- https://www.wapt.com/article/teacher-makes-hundreds-of-music-kits-for-students-to-use-during-remote-learning/33841828

 

 

Tree murder - https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/30/us/treaty-oak-gbs-great-big-story-trnd/index.html

 

Ufo news- https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12537141/mystery-explosion-leaves-165ft-deep-crater-in-russias-arctic-tundra-amid-bizarre-ufo-conspiracy-theories/

 

Monkey news-https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/japanese-grandmothers-create-%27monkey-busters%27-group-to-fight-primates-with-airguns

 

Old grave- https://nbc24.com/news/offbeat/new-england-couple-uncovers-mystery-of-a-300-year-old-gravestone-in-their-backyard

 

MACHO MAN-

 THE CREAM IS GONNA RISEE TO THE TOP-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

 

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KAVV- FLY ME TO THE MOON, PT2

TOMO- BY THE FIREPLACE

On this episode No buddy knows death like the funeral home, The Millennial book club is BACK and Afroman makes a Special appearance. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Justin Mitchell,Greg Mcinnes, and Kristie Z.

This episodes MBC Floor Is Lava and next week's will be Unorthodox 

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

Safe- https://www.wral.com/bizarre-ny-farmer-finds-large-locked-safe-in-his-field/19244872/

 

Thats right YOUR NEVER SAFE!!!- https://www.wjcl.com/article/so-much-havoc-man-released-from-hospital-care-2-years-after-contracting-west-nile-virus/33745362

 

Not terrifying at all- https://www.wtol.com/amp/article/news/nation-world/once-thought-dead-woman-breathing-at-detroit-funeral-home/507-247513e2-772e-4e26-be89-14e210bfed99?__twitter_impression=true

 

Lol Wut- https://www.wrbl.com/news/national/teenage-kansas-house-candidate-who-admitted-to-revenge-porn-drops-out-of-race/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

THIS WEEK- KRISTIE KILLED HER DOG, ISAIAH QUIT A DRUG- AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO PULL OUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS, BE MORE CAREFUL. 

 

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Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Justin Mitchell,Greg Mcinnes, and Kristie Z.

The MBC assignment will stay Floor Is Lava until the full crew returns.

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special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles- 

News-

 

Why he take it all out? - https://abc11.com/amp/california-beating-life-savings-huntington-park-police-man-beaten-stolen/6357662/?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot&__twitter_impression=true

 

 

What behavior do we look for to spot over reactive parents? - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/5-sneaky-signs-your-kid-is-anxious-about-going-back-to-school_l_5f2c472ac5b6b9cff7eedc86/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

Ooo ohio - https://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/ohio-man-accused-of-flicking-blood-on-family-threatening-to-inject-them-with-mercury/

 

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DOMINANT-NEARBY

SAD BOY WITH A LAP TOP- MORNING WALKS TO THE CAFE TOGETHER

On this episode Alligators were here and will be here, what is snake-in-the-pants protocol, and we discuss how to tame a heard of horny monkeys.

 

Send your reviews for the arcade, the millennial book club, or any questions and comments to [email protected]. Or you can call and leave a voicemail for the show 706-200-1213. 

Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Justin Mitchell,Greg Mcinnes, and Kristie Z.

The MBC assignment will stay Floor Is Lava until the full crew returns.

Follow us everywhere @RoadSodaPodcast 

Rate,Comment,Like, and Subscribe where ever you listen 🙂

special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

 

News articles- 

Everything bad happens in fast food restaurants-https://www.mysuncoast.com/2020/08/02/sheriff-burger-king-worker-shot-killed-waiting-dispute/

 

Gators were and will be here - https://abc7chicago.com/lynwood-alligator-lake-chicago-search/6344460/

 

Snake in the pants -https://m.timesofindia.com/bizarre-cobra-inside-pants-man-stays-standing-for-7-hours/videoshow/77318682.cms

 

These monkeys s are more hopped up than a frog on a skillet- https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12242216/thousands-sex-mad-monkeys-city-eat-themselves/

 

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ASO & HOPES- LOVE IS

SOHO- LETTING GO

On this episode, we have real life treasures hunts, we give you the latest installment of the Thai monkey coconut picking scandal, and a Chewbacca contest. 

 

Send your reviews for the arcade, the millennial book club, or any questions and comments to [email protected]. Or you can call and leave a voicemail for the show 706-200-1213. 

Hosted by Isaiah Cooper, Justin Mitchell,Greg Mcinnes, and Kristie Z.

The MBC assignment will stay Floor Is Lava until the full crew returns.

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Rate,Comment,Like, and Subscribe where ever you listen 🙂

special thanks always and for ever to Justin Mitchell

News articles-

 

 Treasure hunt - https://www.wfla.com/news/national/michigan-store-owners-bury-1-million-in-jewelry-for-real-life-treasure-hunt/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

Thai monkey trainer gives statement- https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-retail-monkey-labour-thailand/thai-monkey-trainer-rejects-peta-claims-on-coconut-harvesting-idUSKCN24C0C9

 

Brilliant- https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/mums-ex-puts-posters-asking-people-call-impersonating-chewbacca-13038911/

 

That goat knew betteR- https://www.altnews.in/goat-arrested-for-not-wearing-mask-in-kanpur-bizarre-media-misreports/

 

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HENTAIDESU- IN WONDERLAND

ELIJAH WHO - THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES