Roadside Warriors

Roadside Warriors

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Roadside Warriors episodes

  • Episode X: The 20th Annual Bixby BBQ n' Blues Festival

    "Or: Does your mailman normally kick in your door?" The Dudes pretend to be pit masters for their milestone 10th episode — The 20th Annual Bixby BBQ n' Blues Festival! Listen as The Dudes discuss different Bar-B-Que styles, debate whether British people should be allowed to smoke, and compete over tasty meats with BBQ trivia competition! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

    53 min
  • Episode IX: The 37th Annual Apache Rattlesnake Festival!

    Or: "If you're hear The Andy Griffith theme and smell Doritos, you're going to die." The Dudes slither into their Season 2 premiere for the 37th Annual Rattlesnake Festival in Apache, Oklahoma! The trio trade snake stories and test their snake smarts with trivia, while two of the three try fried rattlesnake on a stick (who was it — and did they survive?) Plus: The Dudes take a detour to Geronimo's Burial Ground in Fort Sill and nearly go into a Military Prison in the process. So inject your COVID vax, pack your antivenom, and plug in your headphones for our first post-pandemic episode! P.S. We know the audio quality sucks — you can help by donating new audio equipment. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode VIII - Black Gold Days!
    Or: Nobody wins when you cheat in a turtle race. The Dudes strike it rich and hit a gusher at Black Gold Days in Glenpool, Oklahoma! Marvel as the dudes converse about carnies and get fired up about frog jumping and turtle races. Meanwhile, Gary and Hunter trade terrible tales about terrapins, Pat and Hunter fanboy about The Beverly Hillbillies—and then get destroyed in a corn-hole tournament (it's bad)! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!
    38 min
  • Episode VII: The Twister Museum!
    Or: How else could a gorilla know sign language except for magic? 
    The Dudes chase storms all the way to north central Oklahoma for The Twister Museum in Wakita! Find out why the dudes like to stare at tornadoes from their front porch steps, why Gary Busey should have played the tornado in Twister, the reason people get into storm chasing (spoiler: it's for the women and drugs)—and more! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!
    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode VI: Jurassic Quest!
    Or: Paleontologists are just nerdy guys lusting after dinosaurs' shapely hips.
    The Dudes take a trip 100 miles south and 65 million years into the past for Jurassic Quest! Discover the dude's favorite dinosaurs,  why Jurassic Park should be mixed with Willy Wonka, what obscure dinosaur shows they remember from their childhood (Dino Riders! Denver The Last Dinosaur!)—and more! Plus Pat and Gary play dinosaur trivia and true/false, while Hunter geeks out like an irritating 5-year old boy at a bunch of cheesy, dilapidated dino robots. P.S. sorry for this episode's audio issues—we know!!!!! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode V: The Woody Guthrie Memorial!

     Or: Britney Spears and The Reallocation of Wealth.

    Two "Dumb Okies" (Pat and Hunter) travel way on down to Okemah, Oklahoma to visit the birthplace of "The Dust Bowl Troubadour"—Woody Guthrie! Cure your Dust Bowl Blues and discover more about Woody Guthrie's life, why Bill Goldberg is Oklahoma's favorite son, and why  the greatest gift you can give your father is a nice, tasteful Looney Tunes tie. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow  us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook  (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

    1 hr
  • Episode IV: The National Indian Taco Championship!

     Or: If I'm going over an Indiana Jones bridge I should have worn stretchy pants

    The Dudes' delectable, fry breaded fantasies come true in this EPIC journey to Pawhuska, Oklahoma for the National Indian Taco Championship! Discover the fascinating history behind Indian tacos, why state fair carnies can't be trusted, and how Pat is the Conan the Barbarian of Chili Cook-offs. Plus side-trips to the world's only main street oil well and a swinging bridge. Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow  us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook  (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode III: The World's Largest Totem Pole in Foyil!

     Or: What is the male version of "Karen?"

    The Roadside Warriors gaze up in wonder at the world's largest concrete totem pole—Ed Galloway's Totem Pole Park in Foyil, Oklahoma!  Delight your earbuds and discover the history behind this world-famous 90-foot landmark, what makes it "neat," whether IKEA should sell build-by-numbers totem poles—and what is a "totem" any way? Plus, the dudes take a detour to Kong's Korner and discuss Jane Goodall's gorillas. Unlock your front doors because we're comin' for you! Remember to like and subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod)!



    51 min
  • Episode II: Pops 66 Soda Ranch in Arcadia!

    Or: The Legend of the Big Dog Shirt.

    The Roadside Warriors satisfy their sweet tooth with a stop for soda pops at Pops 66 Soda Ranch in Arcadia, Oklahoma (plus side trips to the Big Round Barn and the Lawless Gas Station). Listen as the dudes discuss: The surprising secret history of soda; the best and worst soft drinks they've ever had; if the Big Round Barn is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre situation; how Hunter almost got killed by a 6'5 guy at a Coney I-Lander; how Pat found the greatest gift of all—and so, so much more! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod). 

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode I: The Blue Whale of Catoosa
    Or: A Pilgrimage For Virility!
    The Dudes' debut! Get your kicks on Route 66 as the Roadside Warriors visit the world-famous Blue Whale of Catoosa! 
    Give your earbuds a treat and discover: Why the blue whale was built, what absurd statues the Roadside Warriors would build in their backyards, how the rancid waters around the whale promote virility—and so much more!
    P.S. - this episode was recorded in July 2019. Give us a break! We have jobs and there was a pandemic!!!! Better late than never, right?
    Remember to like and subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod).
    36 min

About Roadside Warriors

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Dudes visit roadside attractions and talk about them. Potentially someone's favorite podcast (this fact has not been disproven).