Roasts & Toasts

Roasts & Toasts

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Roasts & Toasts episodes

  • Do You, Just Don't Do Your Bird

    This week we recap Borchfest and discuss second chances, Bravolebrity drama and a BeReal rant not worthy of existing.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Brittany Jade Szabo / IG & TT @brittanyjade_____
    Sarah Clark / IG & TT @saraboo72
    Tara / IG & TT @taraswrld
    Kelsey Lynch / IG @kelseyannlynch / TT @kelseysfoodreviews
    Jordan Page / IG @hairbyjordanpage / TT @jordanpagehair
    Amanda Sangiacomo / IG & TT @simplymander

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    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 26 min
  • Open Bar, Open Casket

    Our first influencer guest, Stella Street, handles rapid fire questions like a champ while becoming the hype girl of the century.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Stella Street / IG @stellllaaa / TT @stellastreet
    Maddie Perry / IG @maddieperry / TT @maddiemperry
    Ophelia Nichols (aka Mama Tot) / IG @ophelianichols / TT @shoelover99

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    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 1 min
  • Three Hole Punch

    This week we weigh in on a controversial influencer-turned-surrogate, roast a group of udderly outraged protestors and learn the definition of a three hole punch.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Samantha Matthews / IG & TT @wearedanandsam
    Lauren Dokken / IG @lauren.dokken / TT @laurendokken
    Mackenzie Barman / IG & TT @mackenziebarmen
    Cash & Kate / IG & TT @cashandkatie
    Brittany / IG @loverlygrey / TT @officialloverlygrey
    McKenzie Crouch / IG & TT @stylingwithkenzie
    Derek Lipp / IG & TT @dereklipp_
    Danah / IG & TT @danahbananaa

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    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)



    1 hr 26 min
  • Fruit Fly Rush

    This week we recap the best of Bama Rush, declare our disgust with a cheating musician and learn that a fruit fly is not always an insect.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Kylan Darnell / IG & TT @kylan_darnell
    Shelby Rose / IG & TT @shelby.rose4
    Michelle Branch / IG & TT / @michellebranch
    Patrick Carney / IG @officerpatrickcarney
    Ben Smith / IG @benjiispears / TT@benjispears
    Brandis Bradley / IG & TT @makeupartistatlaw

    Follow us:

    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 17 min
  • Cane & Able

    This week we’re reading a poop journal, roasting a passive aggressive nun, dying over an unfortunate outfit malfunction and roasting a runner for his three legged race.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Brandon Robert / IG & TT @thebrandonrobert
    Hamburgler / TT @hamburgler_
    Maria Dawson / IG & TT @toomuchmariaaa
    Limpbroozkit / IG & TT @limpbroozkit
    Nicole Sharp / IG & TT @nicashel
    Lexy Burke / IG @lexylately_ / TT @lexylately

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    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    55 min
  • FOFTY

    It’s our 50th episode bortches!🥳 This week we’re peeing ourselves laughing at some influencers who suffered some tinkle trauma, spilling the tea on a homebody turned homewrecker and sharing an airport PSA so you don’t get stopped by the TSA.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Jessica Madison / IG @jessicamadisonhome
    Whitney Kaskisuo / IG @by_whitney / TikTok @whitneykaskisuo
    Tessa / IG @tessaryn / TikTok @tessa_ryn
    Nicole Gagliardi / IG @nicole.g
    Little Miss Notes App / IG @littlemissnotesapp
    Eugene / IG @eugenetheseniordog / TikTok @nomoredogs

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    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 4 min
  • Fire Daddy

    This week we get fired up over a hot first responder, solve the mystery of a creepy treehouse glitch, explain why cuckoo birds are sociopaths and roast someone who looks like they don’t wash their ass.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Grey / TikTok @uhm.grey
    Darbs / TikTok @darbecuesauce
    Brittany Dawn / IG & TikTok @realbrittanydawn
    Grandma Droniak/ IG & TikTok @grandma_droniak
    Rachel Parcell / IG @rachparcell / TikTok @rachparcell1

    Follow us:

    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr
  • Vab & Dab

    This week we’re roasting a woman who found herself in a compromising situation, a Reddit Karen who wants to patrol private pools, and women who vab to attract men.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Kat / TikTok @_katerinegomez
    Society 97 / IG @society97.pod / TikTok @society97pod
    Emily Starnes / IG @starnesey
    Kellen Redcay / IG @kellenredcay
    Travis Gilmore / IG & TT @travisgilmoree

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    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 7 min
  • Blowtox

    We hope everyone had a safe & happy 4th! This week we’re weighing in on parents who air their dirty laundry on social media, roasting the slimy ex-mouse(r) of one of our favorite influencers and sharing a helpful tip that has our mouths wide open.

    Roasted & Toasted

    Kathleen Post / @kathleen.post
    Amber Lancaster / @amberlancaster
    Jen Glantz / @bridesmaidforhire
    Erika / @peonyandhoney

    Follow us:

    IG: @roastsandtoastspodcast
    TikTok: @roastsandtoasts
    Ester: @estersoextra
    Chrissy: @chrissy_mccluskey

    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)

    1 hr 25 min
  • Bortchocracy
    Happy 1st birthday to R&T! This week we catch up after our mini break, play a little "rate the influencer" game and share a true crime podcast that you just HAVE to check out.
    Roasted & Toasted
    Wife Of Crime Podcast / IG & TT @wifeofcrimepod
    Jess / @jessejess77
    Russ / @vote4russ
    Emily Amick / IG & TT @emilyinyourphone
    www.openstates.org
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    TikTok @roastsandtoasts
    Call or text our tea time line & we'll play it on the show! 757-TEA-TIME (Voices are always disguised)
    1 hr 7 min

About Roasts & Toasts

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Ester & Chrissy roast themselves as much as any influencer they love...or love to snark on. Tune in each week as they laugh at themselves, call out the internet trolls and raise a toast to anyone…