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  • [Outtakes] #96

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    What happens when you mix celebrity impersonations, family chaos, and an intense movie marathon planning session? In this episode, we unleash our comedic side as we brainstorm promotional ideas for our monumental 100th episode, dabbling in impressions of Jackie Chan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Chuck Norris. Amidst the laughter, we peel back the curtain on the unpredictable dynamics of our household, sharing the highs and energy-filled moments. We also contemplate adding new segments to our show, and there's an intriguing twist as we reveal a mysterious journal that might just change the game for our podcast.

    Our spontaneous chat takes us to unexpected places—from amusing throat noises and quirky sayings to weekend plans involving family visits and the irresistible allure of smörgåstårta. We don't shy away from discussing real-life topics like exercise and weight loss, all wrapped in lighthearted humor. We even get caught up in some calendar confusion before pivoting to our epic movie marathon plans, complete with scheduling, snack breaks, and prepping for a live session. Whether it's reminiscing about a quick kebab dinner or pondering the meaning of "wrong," this episode promises to keep you entertained and coming back for more.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    24 min
  • #96: Teeth Everywhere

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    In which Lauren & Mattias discuss strange swedish sayings. They discuss their recent movie night films, and roam through various topics such as cats around porridge and holes in pants. They get distracted by teeth as they do a couple warm up mad libs.

    Content:

    Opening

    • Sad opening

    Weekly check in

    • Weight update

    Movie on!

    • Once Upon A Time In Venice
    • Across The Universe

    Intermission
    Weird swedish sayings
    Mad Libs
    Wrap up

    • What’s ruining our lives
    • Live Mad Libs October 5, 2024

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    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    52 min
  • [Outtakes] #95

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    Ever wondered why some Beatles songs never made it to the big screen? Join us as we tackle this and other quirky questions in our latest episode. We kick off with a deep dive into the art of podcast recording, offering tips and tricks to balance audio levels and maintain crystal-clear sound without distortion. Along the way, we get personal, sharing our trials and triumphs with weight management and fasting, and how these experiences sneak into our daily routines and humor. Plus, we get candid about the anticipation and excitement surrounding an upcoming significant meeting, complete with humorous takes on our colleagues' reactions and our own quirky workplace interactions.

    But that's not all! We segue into a spirited debate about the Beatles, questioning why certain songs and even Ringo Starr’s contributions didn’t make it into movies. Our discussion takes a fun turn as we dive into the world of measurements and metric units, all while sharing laughs over our musical preferences and memorable tracks, including some unexpected mentions like Weird Al Yankovic. As we wrap up, we look forward to our upcoming live video episode, discussing plans, logistics, and whether or not we'll indulge in a drink or two during the live session. Get ready for a mix of technical insights, personal anecdotes, and plenty of humor that will leave you eagerly anticipating our next live broadcast!

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    20 min
  • #95: Bad Cow!

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    In which Lauren & Mattias break down the true meaning and importance of self care. They discuss their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as  . Stay for the end when they announce their plans for the 100th episode!

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Fasting and its definition
      • A phone call
      • Transition between breaks and work
    • Weekly check in
      • Weight loss updates
    • Movie on!
      • The Whole Ten Yards
      • Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
    • Intermission
    • Episode corrections: Shock Treatment
    • Rewind to Sgt Pepper
    • Advice: self care - how to take care of yourself
    • 100th episode announcement!
    • What’s ruining our lives
    • Wrap up


    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    56 min
  • [Outtakes] #94

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    Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of your favorite podcast? We’re taking you on a wild ride through our recording process, filled with humorous audio tweaks and offbeat banter. From joking about paper cuts being the new workplace hazard to the delicate balance of dark humor around self-harm and suicide, it's a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs. We even debate the merits of dirty jokes in our outtakes, reinforcing how spontaneous and unpredictable our conversations can be.

    Get ready for a blend of chaos and charm as we dive into personal hygiene debates, movie disagreements, and the hilarity of wardrobe malfunctions at work. Want to hear about the time funerals coincided with birthdays? Or our ambitious plans for a future cooking show? Tune in for a mix of humor, nostalgia, and big dreams as we navigate through the everyday quirks that make our podcast a uniquely entertaining experience.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    16 min
  • #94: Brought To You By The Word Procrastination

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    In which Lauren & Mattias give advice on how to avoid Friday the 13th superstitions. They discuss their recent movie night films, cinema experience, and movie day films. They discuss topics that range from ripping pants to Netherlandic people speaking dutch,

    Content: 

    • Opening
      • Papercuts
      • Cheap jokes
    • Weekly Check in
      • Movie day:
        • Runaway
        • Wanted: Dead or Alive
      • Cinema
        • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
    • Intermission
    • Movie on!
      • The Whole Nine Yards
      • Shock Treatment
    • Advice:
      • How to avoid Friday the 13th superstitions
    • Wrap up
      • Live Mad Libs! October 5, 2024 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
      • What’s ruining our lives

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    49 min
  • [Outtakes] #93

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    Ever wondered why your favorite pants always seem to get holes in the most awkward places? Join us for a side-splitting episode where we tackle this everyday conundrum and take a detour into a bizarrely funny tale involving a literal hole in a leg and a tiny stick. From there, we pivot to the hairy subject of facial hair growth, complete with whimsical sound effects and a surprising haircut revelation. This six-minute segment is a whirlwind of humor and quick-witted banter that will leave you laughing out loud.

    Struggling to find the right words in a conversation? We’ve got you covered! Our second chapter dives into the quirks and challenges of keeping a chat lively, while also sharing our personal battles with maintaining a fitness routine. We highlight the perks of strength training, the grind of cardio, and the art of staying motivated amidst life's chaos. To wrap it all up, we mix in some hilarious teasing, gratitude, and a touch of miscommunication that promises to keep the smiles coming. Don't miss this rollercoaster of light-hearted moments and personal reflections.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

    Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    24 min
  • #93: Message For All The Dogs

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    In which Lauren & Mattias discuss the future of the podcast and play Mad Libs. They discuss their recent movie night films and discuss topics ranging from taking the last piece to eczema and infections.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Not knowing what to talk about
      • Inhalation conversation
      • Cheers
      • Judging people
      • The last piece
      • Breathing
    • Weekly check in
      • Gymnastics
      • Being sick
      • Eczema and infections
      • Weight journey update
    • Podcast future
    • Intermission
    • Movie on!
      • Blind Date
      • Paint Your Wagon
    • Mad Libs
    • Wrap up
      • What’s ruining our lives?
      • Advice

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    48 min
  • [Outtakes] #92

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    Ever wondered what kind of injuries you can sustain in the most bizarre ways, or what hypothetical scenarios involving Donald Trump could look like? This episode of Roasty is your ticket to a whirlwind of chaotic and humorous banter. We dive into everything from the quirks of our editing processes to the trivial costs of accessing our outtakes. You'll laugh along as we share inside jokes, dissect the semantics of cursing versus swearing, and veer into absurd territory with male urethra experiments. It's a showcase of the quirky dynamic that makes our show so entertaining.

    Get ready for a wild ride through history lessons, unexpected Bruce Willis plot twists, and the whimsical nature of potential drunk episodes. We tackle communication mishaps, humorous misunderstandings, and the everyday nuisances of modern technology. From the quirky term "postituation" to the amusing chaos of managing too many incoming images—this episode is packed with light-hearted banter and laughs. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of randomness that promises to keep you entertained from start to finish!

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

    Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    33 min
  • #92: F For Effort

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    In which Lauren & Mattias return with another history lesson! They discuss their recent movie night films and discuss various topics including compliments and awkward Fika.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Advice: Do better
      • Notebooks
      • Something
    • Weekly check in
      • Cruise
      • Pet talk
      • Health updates
      • Compliments
    • Movie on!
      • Lucky Number Sleven
      • Hedwig and the Angry Inch 
    • Intermission
    • Lauren's history lesson: the beginning of school
    • Things that ruin our lives
      • Fika
    • Do better
    • Wrap up
      • Stretches
      • Live Mad Libs! September 7, 2024 2pm est/8om cet on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast 


    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    51 min

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