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  • #71: The Man Without Fruit

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    In which Lauren & Mattias talk about everything Jackie Chan in celebration of his 70th birthday! They wrap up their Jackie Chan era for movie night and discuss everything from their favorite movies to quizzing each other on lesser known Jackie facts.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Batteries
    • Jackie Chan theme!
    • Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      • Movie day:
        • Cannonball Run
        • Cannonball Run 2
        • Hop
      • Who Am I
      • Disenchanted
    • Intermission
    • Lauren’s top 10 Jackie Chan movies
    • Mattias’ bottom 5 and top 10 Jackie Chan movies
    • Jackie Chan quiz by Mattias: swedish titles
    • Jackie Chan Quiz by Lauren: Lesser known facts
    • Mad Libs with Jackie Chan themed words
    • Wrap up
      • Limerick
      • Advice

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    55 min
  • [Outtakes] #70

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    Ever found yourself wondering how the Easter Bunny became associated with a holiday steeped in religious tradition? We sure did, and that's exactly the rabbit hole we tumble down in our latest podcast episode. As we gear up for recording, you're treated to the raw and unfiltered moments that usually remain off-air. You'll be privy to the quirky Easter customs that bridge the United States to Sweden, and even discover the shadowy past that lurks behind our beloved holiday practices. But that's not all; we also find ourselves musing over pop culture icons like the Joker and Harley Quinn, despite admitting that our knowledge of their backstories isn't exactly encyclopedic.

    But what's Easter without a little fun? Join us as we chat about the undeniable charm of bunny ears and the pivotal role of food in the holiday festivities. We'll give you a behind-the-scenes tour of our recording blunders, the genuine pressure of the "performer's spotlight," and the laughable trials of penning a whimsical limerick. Our conversation is a blend of zesty teasing, reflexive contemplation, and of course, heaps of chuckles. So if you're in for an amusing, candid glance at our podcast-making escapades and a chance to learn some curious Easter tidbits, this episode is your golden egg.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    16 min
  • #70: So Help Me Guy

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    In which Lauren & Mattias chat about Easter traditions, Swedish versus American. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss the downside of loving food and being a messy cleaner.

    Content:

    • Opening
    • Weekly check in
      • Loving to eat
      • Easter
    • Movie day:
      • Sly
    • Movie on!
      • Wheels on Meals
      • Enchanted
    • Intermission
    • Broken back
    • Easter
      • Swedish tradition
      • American tradition
    • Easter themed Mad Libs
      • Live Mad Libs on Twitch (@roastytoastyghostypodcast) April 9, 2024, 2pm EST/8pm CET
    • Wrap up
      • Limerick
      • Advice

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    55 min
  • [Outtakes] #69

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    Ever found yourself red-faced while trying to articulate a content warning for something explicit, only to end up in a fit of giggles? Well, buckle up, because that's exactly where we kick things off this week, giving you a raw peek at our pre-recording antics. We chat about the curious numbness to sex scenes in films, a sentiment I've personally come to know quite well, and we tease apart the reasons why steamy screen moments don't always translate into real-world titillation. But it's not all about the explicit; we also tiptoe around the edges of what's too much for the public ear, drawing our own lines in the sand when it comes to oversharing. And yes, there might be a mention or two of sex toys, including the enigmatic flashlight - because, why not?

    Prepare to cringe and laugh as we recount the bloopers that never made it past the cutting room floor, offering a taste of the lighter side of podcasting life. Performance anxiety isn't just for the stage; it sneaks into dating, too, especially when navigating the murky waters of age differences. We're dishing out our most squirm-worthy dating stories, featuring the youngest partners we've dared to entertain and the unique challenges that come with those significant age gaps. So, join us, sans script, in a revealing session of tales and outtakes that promise to do one thing: keep it real and keep you entertained.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    15 min
  • #69: Breaking Bed

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    In which Lauren & Mattias completely let loose and drop all filters and go through the less discussed parts of life. They break down their recent movie night films, and dive into periods, swears, and our favorite kind of joke: sex.


    Warning! Explicit/ inappropriate and possibly triggering content may apply. If you are uncomfortable with the human body, sex, and profanity, then this episode is not for you. We do not discriminate against anyone in any way nor do we condone violent behavior. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast should be taken seriously. This content is not suitable for children or safe for work. Listeners discretion is advised.

    Content:

    • Warning
    • Opening
    • Period Rant
    • Movie On
    • Intermission
    • Swear Breakdown
    • Sex Talk
    • Never Have I Ever
    • Wrap Up



    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr 55 min
  • [Outtakes] #68

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    Ever found yourself in a huddle of hilarity, discussing the kinds of topics that only seem to surface when the moon is high? That's exactly where Lauren and Matias land in our latest nocturnal narrative, weaving through the whimsical and the weird with the ease of old friends at a sleepover. From the mystifying ways we mangle words to the charm of chimerical creatures, our banter promises to be as meandering and mirthful as a stream of consciousness after midnight. And when Matias's aura becomes the subject of scrutiny, you know we've veered delightfully off-script.

    This episode isn't just about the laughter that accompanies the night; it's also a reflective pause on the dreams that dance in the daylight. We reminisce about the ambitions that once flickered like film projectors in our minds, from YouTube ventures to the very real world of Jean-Claude Van Damme critiques. Then, in the throes of spontaneity, we celebrate the sudden surges of inspiration that can strike in solitude—yes, even in the loo—and muse over the music that moves us and the creations we critique with fresh eyes. Join us as we offer an earnest, if occasionally irreverent, peek into our world where creativity knows no curfew and every quirk is a cause for conversation.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    26 min
  • #68: Flowers As Dead As You

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    In which Lauren & Mattias answer another series of ‘would you rather’ questions. They discuss their recent movie night films and delve into why they’re not in the film business, but possibly would like to be.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • fear of silence
      • Mattias sister, Eminem
    • Bad memory
    • Equal co-hosts
    • squeaky chair
    • Whom
    • Weekly check in
      • Den Sista Resan
    • Movie on!
      • Twin Dragons
      • Gypsy
    • Intermission
    • 10 Would You Rather questions
    • Why we’re not in film business
    • Actors advice
    • Wrap up
      • Mattias limerick
      • more advice

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    49 min
  • [Outtakes] #67

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    Ever cranked your tunes so high that you're convinced your ears might file a noise complaint? Well, my friends, that's just the beginning of the comedic escapades we're bringing to your headphones this week. As we riff on everything from the sonic risks of our favorite jams to the unexplained aches that sneak up on us out of nowhere, you'll feel like you're right in the middle of the funniest group chat ever. But wait, there's more! We don't just stop at bodily mysteries, we dive deep into the serious (and not-so-serious) debate of orange juice pulp – are you Team Smooth or Team Chewy? And let's not forget the shared love for the underrated cinematic masterpiece "The Tuxedo."

    Then there's the juggle – you know the one – balancing the 9-to-5 grind with after-work passions like hitting the trails on a bike, or in our case, untangling the editing web of podcast production. It's all about the laughs we share as we discuss whether to let those spontaneous nuggets of gold shine in our episodes or trim them to keep things tight – we're looking at you, 'boner part.' So, grab your aloe vera juice (it's a thing, we swear) and get ready to join us for some truly candid moments that might just have you rethinking your beverage choices, and how you appreciate the simple pleasures of life's pulpier moments.

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    44 min
  • #67: The Title Was Confusing

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    In which Lauren & Mattias guess who wins the Oscars and quiz each other on previous Oscars awards. They discuss their recent movie night films and rehearse for their upcoming Live Mad Libs. 


    Content: 

    • Opening
      • Amn’t?
      • Right off the bat
    • Talking about nothing
    • Gym plans
    • Burpees & push ups dilemma
    • Personal diets
    • Gymnastics
    • Movie on!
      • Thunderbolt
      • Purple Rain
    • Intermission
    • Friendly threats
    • Oscars
      • Mattias guesses who wins Oscars Awards 2024
      • Big Movie Quiz: Oscar Winners
    • Mad libs
    • Mattias limerick
    • Advice
    • Wrap up

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    52 min
  • #66: Was That An Exact Quote?

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    In which Lauren & Mattias move their negativity out the door with a crash course on how to be funny! They discuss their recent movie night films, along with subjects from doritos to a short history lesson on how the besties met.


    Content:

    • Opening
      • Going through Lauren’s desk
      • Moving energy
      • Poking
    • Tostitos/Doritos
    •  Question of the day: what is going on?
    • Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      • The Young Master
      • In The Heights
    • Intermission
    • WikiHow Crash Course: How to be funny
    • Some jokes!
    • Wrap up
      • Limerick
      • LIVE Mad Libs on Twitch (March 9. 2024 2pm EST/8pm CET) @roastytoastyghostypodcast
      • Advise
      • Short history lesson: our friendship

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

    Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: 
    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe


    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr 3 min

About Roasty Toasty Ghosty

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash…