Roasty Toasty Ghosty

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  • #160: Bumpy Like Your Face

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    In which Lauren & Mattias . They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as .

    Content:

    • Opening
    • Christmas Carol episode
    • Past: Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      •  D3: Mighty Ducks 3
      • Lethal Weapon 2
    • Intermission
    • Present: Christmas presents
    • Future: Vacation travel plans
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    53 min
  • #159: 12 Days of Breakdowns

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    In which Lauren & Mattias break down the 12 days of Christmas and what they represent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not licking things and past hair coloring decisions.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Chocolate, Licorice, & Chai
    • Monsters & Growing old
    • Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      • D2: The Mighty Ducks
      • Lethal Weapon
    • Intermission
    • 12 Days of Christmas Breakdown
      • What does every day represent?
    • Wrap up
    • What's ruining our lives

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr 9 min
  • #158: I Get Lost Easily

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    In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause. 

    • Content:
    • Opening
    • Weekly check in
      • Zootropolis 2 & sequels 
      • Sundays
      • Malfunctioning phones
    • Intermission
    • Movie on!
      •  The Mighty Ducks 
      • Cobra
    • Mad Libs
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives
      • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    53 min
  • #157: Can You Believe?

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    In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.

    Content:

    • Opening
      • Heavy toes
    • Weekly check in
      • Bunnies
      • Thanksgiving
      • Dentist stories
    • Movie on!
      •  Another Stakeout
      • Bird On A Wire
    • Intermission
    • Ramblon
      • MicroFace
      • Dragon secrets
      • Rambo Rainbow
      • Fantasy, Narnia, & Superman
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives
      • Fan Mail
      • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr
  • #156: You're Wrong About That

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    In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate 3 years of Roasty Toasty Ghosty! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sneezing and being limited.
    Content:

    • Opening
    • Being old
    • Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      •  Stakeout
      • Blood Father
    • Intermission
    • 3 years! 
      • Memories & Things Mattias can see
      • Lemons 
      • Old ladies and Sussie
      • Paper/razor cuts
      • Being thankful and life decisions 
      • Weight journey update
    • History Lesson: the history of Roasty Toasty Ghosty 
    • Joke
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives 
      • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December  13 , 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast


    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    56 min
  • #155: Dry Bird Turkey

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    In which Lauren & Mattias explain Thanksgiving. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hydration problems and connecting with characters. 
    Content:

    • Opening
      • Hydration problems
    • Weekly check in
    • Movie on!
      •  The Breakfast Club
        • Connecting with characters
      • Get the Gringo
    • Intermission
    • Explaining Thanksgiving
      • Thanksgiving basics
      • Traditions
      • Bad Thanksgiving behavior
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives 
      • Fan Mail
      • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13 , 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    57 min
  • #154: Racoon In The Oven

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    In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to cook. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as friend love and people in your pants.

    Content:

    • Opening
    • Word of the day: Humble
    • Weekly check in
      • About the Leftovers
      • Scary Movie 3
    • Movie on!
      •  License To Wed
      • Lock Up
    • Intermission
    • Frendamore & trademarks 
    • Crash course: how to cook food
      • Extreme precautions for before cooking food
      • Things you should not do our avoid while cooking 
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives
      • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

    Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: 
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr 12 min
  • #153: You Can't But The Ding

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    In which Lauren & Mattias do Halloween Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a vacationfromfalling and being disappointedby the point.
    Content:

    • Opening
    • Weekly check in
      • Fall vacation
      • Halloween
    • Movie on!
      •  Signs
      • 8 Mile
    • Intermission
    • Swedish American idol auditions
    • Missed Fun facts from last episode
    • Halloween Mad Libs
    • Wrap up
    • What's ruining our lives 
    • Live Mad Libs! November 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

    Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: 
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    59 min
  • #152: Shaken, Not Disturbed

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    In which Lauren & Mattias go submarine-deeps on the topic of quicksand. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as kids tv shows and being on fire.

    Content:

    • Opening
    • Weekly check in
      • The history of Icarus
    • Movie on!
      •  Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
      • Night at the Museum: Secet of the Tomb
    • Intermission
    • Submarine-deeps: Quicksand
      • Basic facts
        • Burning alive
      • How deep does quick sand go?
      • Can you dive into quick sand?
      • What would happen if I did a handstand in quicksand?
      • How to recognize quick sand?
      • Where do you end up when you drown in quick sand?
      • What are the chances I sink into quick sand?
      • What about in Sweden?
    • Wrap up
      • What's ruining our lives
      • Live Mad Libs! November 1, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

    Support the show

    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

    Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod

    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
    LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!

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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
     Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1 hr 7 min
  • [Leftovers] #151

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    Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.

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    Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty

    Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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    Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
    Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
    Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.

    No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    11 min

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash…