Chip, the Sword Swinging Cincinnati Transient, is facing eviction from the storage unit he’s living in.

Can the listeners help Chip raise $135.00 in less than 24 hours to keep a roof over his head?

A #FloridaWoman was pulled over by cops, who found a live gator hiding in her panties.

25-year-old Ariel Machan-Le Quire was caught with more than 40 turtles in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack in Punta Gorda by a Charlotte County Sheriff’s Deputy. 

When the deputy searched Ariel, he found a live gator hiding in her panties.

I found a number for Ariel so we called the Punta Gorda Gator Gal!

Incels are involuntary celibates - dudes who can’t get laid. We used to call them nerds, but now they have a new fancy term.

Incels are doing a new technique to increase their manhood, it’s called jelqing.

Dr. Matt Sturbator from Major Lee Gae Hospital called in to talk "jelqing," a process of stretching a man's penis in order to increase it's length.

A drunk #FloridaWoman harasses me by continuing to call and request Jane’s Addiction.

Her husband calls in to try and promote her appearance at a local hot dog eating contest but things take a turn when the drunk woman uses potty language.

That leads to name calling, a party line call and radio swinging!

A story of a student’s purple nurpling gone wrong leads to a new contest - the consensual Purple Nurple Contest.  

Listener Brad joined me in-studio to receive a Purple Nurple for WWE tickets.  

Things take an interesting turn when Brad discusses his two marriages, one which lasted 30 days, as well as his 30 day engagement to a woman he met "30 days ago” because legally, he’s still married to his second wife.

It turns out my homeless Executive Producer, Chip the Sword Swinging Cincinnati Transient, swings more than just swords!

A caller informed me that Chip and his wife were into swappin’, having sex with more than 30 different people together.

We also discover a weird cyst on Chip’s arm, it could be herpes, it could be mrsa, but either way, we see if we can pop it!

An inmate from Moorehaven Prison named Jesse called the show to explain what prison life is like and if gay sex is a common occurrence in lock up.

Another caller named Rich called in and claimed Jesse was full of shit, so I held the radio station hostage and only took calls from Jesse’s family to corroborate his story.

Will Rich call back in and apologize? And how much gay sex actually happens in prison? Find out!

Comedian and actor Justin Hires joins the show. You've seen him in the TV shows Rush Hour and MacGyver, and in the movie 21 Jump Street.

We talk stand up comedy; why Rush Hour the series was cancelled after 13 episodes; how a viral YouTube video helped launch his career; and what it's like to meet your idols Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy.

Colton Underwood, from ABC’s The Bachelor, is under fire for a comment he made about “period panties.”

I’ve never seen “period panties” in person before, so we came up with a new contest: Period Panties for Pop Evil Tickets.

Are there any women willing to trade their used “period panties” for tickets?

One listener found the contest offensive, wrote a complaint e-mail to the station, so I read the e-mail and we called the complainer!

We play "Trim the Hedges" with Kevin and Charity!