Robert Henry Rants about Elon's daddy having another baby with his stepdaughter, the illusion of being cool, coffee, and self study.

Robert Henry Rants about reviving and ending friendships, the art of saying less to people, rock music, being nauseous, and procrastinating on starting a YouTube channel.

Robert Henry Rants about America's geriatric mindset, people reading on the metro, the incurable issue with true crime content, and getting back to doing standup.

Robert Henry Rants about 5 million dollar STD case, physical media, the things that have kept him alive, 7 Eleven, and building a character as a comedian.

This is a bit on bacon that I performed @ Spaghetti On The Beach open mic in D.C., in early May of 2022. Enjoy.

Robert Henry Rants about dogs off their leash in D.C., The curse of nostalgia #1, Dominos pizza ads, inhaling gas, frustrations with being a creative person, and the death of his LG 51 K smart phone.

Robert Henry Rants about working from home, why politics are so boring, Lindsey Stirling and how we see celebrities, freezing coffee beans, and on joining the 40 and up club.

Robert Henry Rants about the Texas elementary school shooting, his LG 51 K cell phone, and content consumption.

Robert Henry rants about Amber Heard case, comfort food, leaving social media, being boxed in as a comic, and more.

This is a audio version of my first ever comedy set, performed Tuesday, in Washington, DC, near capitol hill. Apologies if they audio isn't a good. I will try to use better recordings, when I choose to share performances in the future. Let me know what you think, and enjoy!!! :)