Trucker Lee is given the ultimatum - take the Scottish Citizenship test or get back tae England - pal.

Old Mrs Galloway calls the wrong Lloyds and Robin completely crosses the boundary of taste and decency. Nothing new there then. 

In a week where Scotland melted, we learn that sunscreen is more popular than actual Rod Stewart, Shona is crowned Pure Fanny Of the Week and Hector Brocklebank delivers 25-ton-a-artefacts to a museum. 

Robin winds up a Rangers fan about his blue nose garden gnome. Theres a double Pure Fanny award and its official -  our listeners have the weirdest dreams.

Robin gets Aussie Girl Rebecca to book a stripper and Rory illustrates the subtle difference between a tennis grunt and an orgasm in a game called - Grunt Or Dunt. Yup We've hit rock bottom.

Jimmy is crowned Fanny of the Week. Peeing next to your boss - acceptable? Plus - Deepfry Day - frozen strawberries edition.  

Robin, Rory and Alannah salute the gluttons for punishment, who've returned for yet more pish.

This week - Deep Fried Cauliflower, Old Mrs Galloway helps the train strike and Robin discovers The Wiggles. 

To both of you who downloaded last weeks episode - Robin, Rory and Alannah, deep fry Pringles, discover Scotland's dearest chippy and contemplate petrol sooking.  

Robin Galloways' first attempt at taking on a podcast! From an alpaca in the studio to Nina Nesbitt to singing about a jobby!