Ordinarily I wouldn't recomend anyone listen to this one because — well because the title says it all about this one. However, if you are a content creator and need a pick me up or even just a normal person who wants to feel better about yourself, give this one a go.

A lot of podcasts don't make it past episode 20 and this is truly why. Twentieth episodes are cursed by some sort of trash goblin.

So really, current audience, we are very sorry about this one. New people stopping by, hope this makes you feel better about your quality and we will expect to see ya never. Thanks for stopping by.

Sincerely,

The Garbage Men

With our guest being a professional in the audio industry, how this episode became the terrible horror that is “the one about farts”, is beyond me. Really it is the one about love, open relationships, boba tea, farts, and cucumber messes. But mostly – It’s farts all the way down. I am very sorry about that

Suggested Talking Points: Lower eating two wet pillows • Polyamory and other great stuff! • Pop-Lock-Drop-unleash • An Exploited Typo • Vapor Daddy

In this completely raw, all sippy episode, we answer some 100% real questions from truly real people that definitely were not appropriated creations from other people's I.P.

This week we experience Rob's pilot episode of & Scoob's Your Uncle, 3 separate computer failures, tear down the system, and again help out some VERY real people.

Wastin' away again in StupidDummyVille

Searching for our very late episode

Some people say thag there's a Rabo to blame

But I know, it's all Tyler's fault

Well.... We done fucked up and we are sorry! There's a lot of excuses of why we are late and if you want an itemized list, get at us. The importqnt thing is we are here now and have come to whisper our sage wisdom right into your sweet sweet ear holes.

A few friends stop by this week to make up for our tardiness. First, Rob brings us gis new friend, Daddy Virginia. Then we are visted by returning guest, Randy "The Computer Shitting Virus" Ramderson to help us make everything run smoothly. We have our first installment of Biweekly Correspondence: Eye Spy with Ian. Lastly, a new mystery guest, The Bleep, introduces a new segment of "What Did They Bleep?!" Can you figure it out? Why wouldn't they just cut it, if it was offensive?? And if it wasn't offensive, why would you bleep it?? Good question! It wasn't my idea.

Suggested Talking Points: Daddy Virginia • Dats a Bad Puttytat • unkiHow • MyStErY bLeEp • Uncle Rob's Prom-School/The D.A.R.E Resurgence

Happy Birthday, America!

Come on in, Shuga! Welcome to the party! We got dogs on the fire, peeburs in the cooler, and a knowledge bomb to drop.

This week we are here for one reason and one reason only. Because we said we would be.

...Okay, two reasons and two reasons only. Because we said we would be and to honor this GREAT country of ours. This week we show a little state pride by talking about county fairs, specifically the Boone County fair. Here in illinois, its pretty famous. NBD. We completely missed the bar on helping you get a job — and also just plain understanding eachother. We give you a few grillin' tips. Oh, and did we mention, we wrote the new hit song to represent this beautiful country of ours? This song is so beautiful you'll cry tears of pride as if you just saw a bald eagle holding a PBR in one hand, Old Glory in the other, a gun in another, craddling a baby in another, and Sadam's head gripped in it's tallons, and the baby takes a cigar out of his mouth and says "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!" That's right, a four handed Eagle holding the dopest baby alive! Look at you, you're crying already! And noone could blame you...

Have a great and safe 4th everybody!

The song is titled "On Eagles Wings: When Eagles Soar" and is available at aryucast.bandbamp.com

First, we would like to reach out our hands in support for all of those affected by the passing of XXXTentacion. He was mentioned in this recording just days before he was shot. Our deepest condolences.

In this, the most ribbled of episodes, Tyler forgot to compile a normal list of questions. As a result, all of you goobers get your time to shine.

Buzzwords for you new comers? How about Disney/Pixar? How about free flowing sexuality and swinger lifestyles? How about Spongebob? How about politics?...okay we dont talk politics but we got you News Nerds checkin us out! Give us a shot. You can bore yourself later!

Suggested Talking Points: Goobers • Wall-E's murder spree • The Canary • Weiner envy • Mullet love

Harry Potter, Ash Ketchum, Forest Gump, and Arthur the Aardvark walk into a Pac-Mouth. The bartender, who is Peppa Pig, eyes them over and says "You guys too, huh? Well, you can have a seat next to Joey Lawrence, Frasier, The Royal Baby and the others who have been disgraced on that podcast. And watch your fuckin' mouth! NO SWEARING!"

Suggested Talking Points: The Podcast Revival • patreon.com/KindaWatchAlmostForestGumpRunButLikeModernAndCoolAndHeHasOneOfThoseMetalBeards • Let sleeping deer lie • Arthur meets Skrillex

How do you feel about being alienated by politics you have never heard of or forgot about? Well that's not what we are interested in doing. But we are intrested in getting Ol' Blaggy Bones (Rod Blagojevich) on the show as our next guest. If nothing else more than to address him as Roddy B. Best thing about it is Mr. Trump seems to be in favor of this collab and is going to possibly aid us in accomplish this goal.

Rob forgets every word he says, Tyler cries for a full week straight for 3 reasons, & everyone has fun at the expense of the Church Household and their perfectly normal petnames for things...

Suggested Talking Points: Rob v. Rod v. The World • Trampolines & Hamilton • Swords & Lasers • A Nana Named Pesci

That's right, internet friend we have never met in the meat space. You've been imortalized in a podcast title as the Prodigal Son Returns! ..again...

This week the kids have gone done it again! Uncle Rob throws shade at another celebrity, tries to ruin your anonymity, & writes a love letter. To whom, you might ask? *Crunch* The world may never know...

Tyler is also there.

Suggested Talking Points: Celebrity Shade • Toonies & V8P1A1?!??!??!?! • Love Letter • Kibber & The Crack Whores