Rock Hard Brew Reviews

Wow I know we all can't believe it but SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR is back for week 3!!! This episode we talked Sam Adam's "Sam '76" crisp lager and let me tell you, this one comes at you fast folks. We were feeling loose because the beer actually tasted good and accidentally created characters and discussed topics that are too dangerous for this realm to handle. Beware... upon listening your power level will increase insurmountably and attract any other transcendental beings nearby. Enjoy!

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DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

Welcome to week 2 of SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR!! This week we jump back into the Sam Adams Sweater Weather Variety Pack by reviewing their "Octoberfest" lager bcause at the end of the day, its October folks. What sucks is that they spell it with a "c" like normal... not with a "k" like is usually done for spelling OKTOBERFEST!!!! Huge missed opportunity if you ask me. Anyway we discuss a lot of random dumb shit like usual but like, in a funny way? Up to you to decide. A spooky story is told in a few different voices and we learn about a Sam Adams IPA so scary that its banned in 15 states?? What??? You'll have to tune in to find out!!!!

Email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya?

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK????? 

ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS PRESENTS 

SLAM AUTUMNS MONTH OF BEER AND FEAR

BOO! Welcome to a very special month (aka October) where we will be reviewing each of the four beers contained within the Samuel Adams Sweater Weather Variety Pack! So get on your fuzziest sweater, watch some leaves fall off some trees and throw on your favorite beer podcast :) We kick things off with the classic "Boston Lager" because we are big fans of the movie Ted and love the Departed and stuff like that. Go Celtics!!! (rip). Joey tests his Peter Griffin impression and let me say... its wicked pissah!

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

Hey hey everybody we're back with some more podcast and basically we drink the beer and its not very good??? ...um yeah so that happened. We do a deep dive into Keystone's very sick and good Augmented Reality Hunting promotion and just like pontificate about F$%#ing society, man. More like PODtificate if ya ask me... I don't really know what else to put here so I think that's gonna be it for the description folks. Thanks for reading but more importantly, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!!! "Gosh Tina listen to this motherflipping episode u weird freak" - napolen dynamie 2 (2021)

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

SURPRISE!!! Its the 2nd episode of the critically acclaimed sub-podcast "Flock Hard Bird Reviews"! We gave reviewing Emus a shot and boy was it tough to find something wrong with these big birds. They're so cute and big!!!!!!! We listened to their call, learned a bunch of cool and exciting new facts about them (no boring ones) and imagined if they had swoopy hair! Emo Emus?? Very funny stuff here. 

Yooooooo hey everyone its the first episode we've ever had with a guest!!!!!! Terrin Munawet aka GBMystical is a Chicago Liver, Music Player and Beer Drinker who joined us to talk about a nice wheat ale by Goose Island called "312". We discussed Linkin Park the band, Lincoln Park the place and Abe Lincoln, the guy who killed vampires and got bodied at the theater. 

Email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter/instagram @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya?

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS: Two friends sit and talk while subjecting themselves to the world's worst and most commercially available beers.

In this long-awaited continuation of the series, we review two more flavors of White Claw: Raspberry & Lime. You are now entering the No-Laws Claws Zone. Proceed with caution. Get your trunks on. Don't forget your sunblock!!!

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Twitter & Instagram: @RHBR_pod

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

ROCK HARD BREW REVIEWS: Two friends sit and talk while subjecting themselves to the world's worst and most commercially available beers. 

It's the moment you've been waiting for... this week we review a heavy-hitter in bad beer: PABST BLUE RIBBON. It's a budget-friendly option that fuels debauchery and smells like sweat. We also talk about a lot of other stuff... ENJOY!

Email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya?

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

It's time to explore the fantastical realm of Michelob ULTRA with your two sweetest boys. We talk about life, love, and the answer to that age-old question: what do pirates sound like? Then we guide you through the treacherous terrain of a bad website, looking for precious gems in an ancient mine of worthless opinions. Finally, we give our searing hot takes on the cold, cold beer. Please, PLEASE, enjoy.

Email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya?

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????

Join us as we guzzle some Lagunitas IPA. Dylan has big cans. Anyway, what's new with you guys? JK, don't answer that, I'm still writing this description. In this episode, we discussed some very serious topics. So serious, in fact, I can't even write them here and not because I can't remember anything we said. Sorry I'm posting this so late, things are pretty wild right now. You understand. Thanks.

Email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter @RHBR_pod. Just freakin' do it, would ya?

DISCLAIMER:

This is an attempt at a comedy podcast. We joke about drinking a lot and other dumb shit but they're jokes and you shouldn't take anything we say seriously. Don't drink too much and don't drink if you're underage OK?????