Today, we discover a drug ring.

(Recorded live at your local Tesla Supercharger.)

Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere.

(Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)

The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)

Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.

Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.

Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory.

The Pidgin Bible http://www.pidginbible.org/

Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane.

Stuff we mentioned:

Old Man Steve - Tiktok

Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest

How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a conversation about Sigrid all in this episode.

Carman on Spotify

Rocket to Anywhere Merch!

Odd Squad Deploys New Team for Old Mission

Corban on Tiktok

iShine Connect

Corban: This Is Not My Home by Wayne Kerr Band

Sofia: Quokka

Corban on Twitter

Sofia on Instagram

Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter

Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram

Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans.

Show Notes:

2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest

Corban on TikTok

Music by Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library.