For this Coffee Break, I stayed in my UFO to have a Bravo bitching session with Semajh Bludson from the Me I Am: Canceled Podcast!!! We get into almost everything on Bravo; Potomac, Old and New New York, Miami, Beverly Hills, New Jersey, Vanderpump Rules, Melbourne, Cheshire, Johannesburg, Salt Lake City, ending with a good, intellectual bitching about Ree Drummond… The Pioneer Woman. This is such a special episode with no ridiculous and iconic moment from The Real Housewives universe left untalked about, like life living in the DMV, Jenna Lyons being a boring, withholding lesbian, my Bravo-style art film, Candiace’s Drive Back being amazing, why Dorinda is the best housewife, our mutual admiration of Ryan Bailey, DC and Baltimore gays, why we need unhinged lesbian Kyle, why you shouldn’t sleep on the African versions of The Real Housewives,  drag gossip about why Erika is an awful person,  and why Larsa is the absolute worst. This is the best, and if you love Bravo… pour yourself an espresso martini with some Vida Tequila and listen to two ridiculous Bravoholics go back and forth over coffee in outer space!!!

Remember, I am a professional stand-up comic and legendary drag queen… take everything said with a sense of humor as we are bitching about characters on a reality tv show. 

Cover Art

"Iconic Queen Kristen Doute"

Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
15 in x 12 in
$120.00 USD

https://www.zenobiadarlingcreative.com/workszoom/4729427/iconic-queen-kristen-doute#/

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

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ParaAnne is back!!! For this Coffee Break, ParaAnne, Host of the Coffee with the Dead podcast and Founder/Lead Investigator of Spirits Wake Paranormal based here in Harford County... where I am a paranormal investigator, is back for another SUPERSIZED episode. I made ParaAnne and her husband, Noah, hate-watch Ghost Adventures when Zak and the gang investigated and antagonized the demons at Bob Mackey’s Music World in Kentucky. These episodes delivers, and we go in on all of it like the paranormal pop culture appearances of  Bob Mackey’s, Zak's theatrical influences,  Las Vegas, why Zak is a Real Housewife in the paranormal reality TV universe, and Zak’s book Dark World: Into the Shadows with the Lead Investigator of The Ghost Adventures Crew.

Sprinkled throughout this comedic Ghost Adventures take down, are intellectually stimulating conversations about the BigFoot sightings around the Susquehanna River near Darlington, MD and Delta, PA, ethical and safe ghost hunting and paranormal tourism, my ghost friends at The State Theater of Havre de Grace, the Hellraiser remake, and what we want to see on Paranormal Reality TV, and just an amazing paranormal themed Coffee Break!!

Para Anne and I connected at Haven in Havre de Grace, so make sure to check it out as we are both a part of the paranormal-obsessed community around this fun event center as I have my Paranormal Influencer art series on exhibition there!!

COVER ART

"Paranormal Angel"

Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Canvas
24 in x 18 in 
$295.00 

https://www.zenobiadarlingcreative.com/workszoom/4680373/quotparanormal-angelquot#/

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

Comic and Artist Stoney Williams returns for a fall catch-up with this coffee break!! I had Stoney review pop artist Slayyyter’s newest album STARFUCKER to get his takes on this pop masterpiece as well as intellectually comedic conversations about the magic of Wendy Williams, Madonna, and our mutual friend Davey. We also go deep on why black women and gay men are such iconic friends, Slam Poetry and Stoney’s history with doing this fun literary performing art, the opening of my art exhibition “The Art of Drag”, and finish with a chat about the paranormal happenings around the “Projects” of Havre de Grace where Stoney and I both live. Enjoy!! 

Also, Stoney and I are professional comics and good friends so don’t take anything we say seriously as it is all in the name of comedy. 

You can catch Stoney and me every third Thursday at The State Theater of Havre de Grace for Big Timing Comedy’s open mic night as well as The Havre de Grace Arts Collective’s It’s LIT! Poetry Slam events at Gallery 220!!

COVER ART 
"Self-Portrait" by Stoney Williams.  

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For Thanksgiving, I wanted to give thanks to all my Darling listeners by answering your questions for a Espresso Shot solo episode. Back in October, I posted on my Instagram stories asking my followers to submit the questions you listeners are dying to have me answer and boy did you deliver. Most of these are focused on Bravo’s Real Housewives with a Madonna and a House of Villains question in there as well. I did not hold back for this and spilled my thoughts on the RHONY reboot, why Miami is the best franchise in Bravo, why Larsa Pippen is my favorite housewife to hate, why Monica is the best casting choice for RHOSLC, and just all the messy, but intellectually comedic glory that one of my espresso shot episodes give.  Also, there is a cameo from my cat Melvin during this as well. Enjoy!!

Remember, I am a drag queen stand-up comic, so don't take anything I say in this seriously. Also, make sure to follow me on all social media to submit your questions for future Espresso Shot episodes!!

COVER ART

"Abstract Angel"

Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
24 in x 24 in x 1.5 in
Available

$365.00 USD

https://www.zenobiadarlingcreative.com/workszoom/5181670/quotabstract-angelquot#/

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For this Coffee Break, I sit down with comic Thezz Grimes to chit-chat about all things that revolve around our shared hometown of Havre de Grace, Maryland. We chat for a long time about stand-up comedy, Vanderpump Rules, Only Fans porn stars, The Goonies, The Real World and Road Rules, small-town Facebook group drama, real life John Waters characters, and just tons of other ridiculous stuff in and around this small town in Maryland with some pop culture nostalgia. This is a fun one, and you really get to hear us both as the famous comedians and the local Havre de Gracians behind the comedy.  

You can catch Thezz and me every third Thursday at The State Theater of Havre de Grace for Big Timing Comedy’s open mic night!!

COVER ART

"Vaguely Havre de Grace"

Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
30 inches x 40 inches x 1.5 inches
Available

$900.00 USD

https://www.zenobiadarlingcreative.com/workszoom/5280944/quotvaguely-havre-de-gracequot#/

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For this Coffee Break, I sit down with my friend Big Nick to chit-chat about all the things that this local comic and all-around good dude brings. We talk about the local comedy scene, UFOs and aliens, old school Paranormal reality tv,  Towson University, Cecil County, MD with the oddities present in this unique part of Maryland, and Nick’s experiences dating. This is a fun coffee break for sure!!

 You can catch Big Nick and me every third Thursday at The State Theater of Havre de Grace for Big Timing Comedy’s open mic night!!

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For my favorite holiday of the year, Halloween, I wanted to celebrate by doing a special Espresso Shot comedy monologue takedown of the Ghost Adventures: Devil Island Halloween Special that was released on Discovery+ for Spooky Season 2023. This episode delivered, and I ranted for a solid 40 minutes about all of it… Zak’s outfit choice,  similarities to Bravo brand of reality content, Aleister Crowley, the ridiculous antics of GAC, US immigration, San Francisco, The Whore of Babylon, and a side note on The Real Housewives of Miami trailer that dropped while I was watching this special. ENJOY!!!

Remember, I am a drag queen stand up comic, so don't take anything I say in this seriously!!

Cover Art

"Paranormal Clap Back"
Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
24 inches x 24 inches x 1.5 inches

https://www.zenobiadarlingcreative.com/workszoom/5370777/paranormal-clap-back#/

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

On this supersized Halloween special episode, I beam down to The State Theater of Havre de Grace to have a coffee break with Para Anne, Host of the Coffee with the Dead podcast and Founder/Lead Investigator of Spirits Wake Paranormal based here in Harford County.  I made Para Anne watch two of my favorite episodes of the paranormal reality show, Ghost Adventures, to get her take on this gem in paranormal content and GAC’s style of paranormal investigation. The two Ghost Adventures episodes Para Anne hate-watched for me are the episode from Season 3 where Zak and crew lockdown on the infamous Poveglia Island in the Venetian Lagoon and Season 15’s episode “Stardust Ranch” where the crew dives into UFO/Alien phenomenon in addition to the paranormal. We humorously recap, analyze, and throw shade at both episodes, including what theatrics are at work to make Ghost Adventures such a hit, go into Para Anne’s history with the many ghosts in Havre de Grace, why Perryman, MD is the best place in Harford County to experience ghosts, paranormal adventures in Las Vegas, old school tv psychics and paranormal shows, horror movies, and finish with how to ethically ghost hunt. And in true us fashion, several of my ghost friends in the State Theater come by to say hi live on mic. ENJOY and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
 

Para Anne and I connected at Haven in Havre de Grace, so make sure to check it out as we are both a part of the paranormal-obsessed community around this fun event center as I have my Paranormal Influencer art series on exhibition there!!

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For this episode of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I beam down for a coffee break with filmmaker, photographer, and all-around superstar Katey Cooney… the director of #RockStarLife: The Art Film, made for and is exclusively playing during my The Art of Drag art exhibition at Gallery 220 in Havre de Grace, MD that gives a behind the scenes look at drag performers. We talk about a lot of various topics in this free-flowing conversation including what it was like making this art film at the drag show at The State Theater of Havre de Grace, the legendary documentary on drag culture Paris is Burning, drag celebrity with the nature of fame, astrology, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and all things that make a compelling, intellectually stimulating pop culture coffee break!

Check out Gallery 220 with The Havre de Grace Arts Collective for movie screenings of #RockStarLife: The Art Film, airing during my The Art of Drag exhibition. 

PS... The cover photo is one of the paparazzi photos on Table Mountain in Cape Town, South Africa that I talk about during this episode!!!

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

For the inaugural episode of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I beam down for a coffee (or beer) break with Comic, Poet, Artist, and all-around good dude Stoney Williams on his front porch three blocks away from my Havre de Grace, MD art studio. For this ridiculous hour of conversation, I made Stoney watch #RockStarLife: The Art Film, an art film I made for and is exclusively airing during my The Art of Drag art exhibition at Gallery 220 in Havre de Grace, MD that gives a behind the scenes look at drag performers. Stoney gives his critiques and comedic commentary on this glimpse behind the scenes of the amazing drag show that happens on the last Sunday of each month at the State Theater of Havre de Grace, and in true us fashion, we went off onto a whole multitude of conversations about voodoo, John Waters Movies, cats, and the cultural explosion that is bubbling up in Havre de Grace that both Stoney and I are a part of. Buckle up because this is a messy and hilarious episode. 

You can catch Stoney and me every third Thursday at The State Theater in Havre de Grace doing stand-up comedy at Big Timing Comedy’s open mic night!! 

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕