Rocky Mountain Worker's Party

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CORRECTION: 4.5% interest on $500,000 is $22,500 annually, meaning a $1,875 check each month. I still think I could live off of that... but my point is not that having $500,000 in cash makes you a member of the 1%, just that having capital makes meeting basic expenses a LOT easier. To the Owner Class having 500k is chump change.

Leeroy outlines his three step program.

Or, how he learned to stop worrying and overthrow the government

Wyoming Constitution:

Article I Section 3

Article III Section 2

Quick factual note: Jackson Hole Airport is the only comercial airport located within a national park in the continental United States. My fact checker informed me that Alaska has one, too.

So maybe all of the billionaires will move there instead.

I hope you like the Home Depot music in the outro.