Average American can only stay debt-free for 8.5 weeks https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/06/average-american-can-only-stay-debt-free-for-8-5-weeks/ (alt)
Now there's a financial institution that's here when you need them!

Fed-up man takes on 'smelly feet' plane passenger by pouring drink all over her https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/plane-passenger-get-revenge-on-another-passenger-who-had-their-smelly-feet-under-his-seat/ 'Rude' plane passenger screens movie mid-flight by projecting it on overhead bin https://nypost.com/2023/06/19/plane-passenger-screens-movie-mid-flight-what-the-literal-hell/

Be nice or you'll end up on this!

Heinz Created 50 Collectible Sauce Packets, One for Each State - https://www.foodandwine.com/heinz-50-states-sauce-packets-saucemerica-contest-7514770 (ALT.) Your Ketchup Packets Could Be Collector’s Items - https://thetakeout.com/heinz-ketchup-mustard-bbq-mayo-packets-us-state-designs-1850529836

Who's ready for some really old ketchup?

Survey reveals star sign most likely to have spontaneous sex (Geminis)- Also, more and more couples are scheduling intimacy on their calendar- - https://nypost.com/2023/06/12/survey-reveals-star-sign-most-likely-to-have-spontaneous-sex/Imagine, getting a reminder/and zodiac reading at the same time-

With inspiration from Sam Adams Beer Can't Cans...now you can ask,  "Hey, Fast Food Magic 8 Ball, should we try the new Vegan Crunchwrap!?"

An Australian bar had to cancel and apologize for an event that offered free drinks to women based on their bra size.  We called to talk to the bar, but all we got was this voice message.

Robots could go full 'Terminator' after scientists create realistic, self-healing skin https://nypost.com/2023/06/02/robots-could-go-full-terminator-after-scientists-create-realistic-self-healing-skin/ 

Facebook's Metaverse is officially dead.  We've got an update from our reporter on the scene.

#MetaverseDead #MetaverseFuneral #RogerKingBits #WiseBrother #FacebookMetaverse