Role Radio - A 5e Actual Play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

In this episode we explore the theory of probability and discover the painful truth that rolling a 20 and rolling a 1 are exactly as hard or easy….. which only leads us to the uncomfortable truth that we are all at the mercy of the infinite randomness of the universe…….oh, and some cool stuff happens.

In this informative episode we learn how to turn rations into camo, how to effectively use religious pamphlets as toilet paper, how to arrange rubble into pleasing geometric shapes, and all the things you could do with 112 gallons of water. So make sure to take notes.

In this PG13ish episode, Elrick seems to know things he shouldn’t know, Jake does not not thank another God, Cullen channels his inner Carly Simon, and there is also an arts and crafts disaster.

In this episode our party continues to deal with the Duergar's defenses. Esmir faces off against Jerk Face #1, Jake tries to convince Esmir to go swimming, Elrick gets questioned about his skin sack, and Cullen finally becomes a big boy. Yes it's as confusing as this damn Dwarven hold.

In this episode we spend a day in the life of a bench in a dwarven stronghold. Some Duergar get written up, Secret Santa gifts are exchanged, and a metaphorical hornets nest is kicked over but with some unmetaphorical consequences.

In this rather explicit episode there is a lot of complaining, and frustration, and swearing. There is some grunting and dodging. Esmir communes with a Goddess and some ash holes may or may not get covered. Oh, and there is an inspirational speech at the end. Kind of….

Set in the Sword Coast, this medical drama deals with the personal and professional crises of the heroes in the throne room at Firehammer Hold. From the exciting to the mundane, a day in the frantic hold serves up many interesting dilemmas, as well as heartrending choices for everyone on staff.

In this episode our heroes infiltrate Firehammer Hold and discover flummoxing locks, beautiful mosaics, walls that hate cloaks, and most importantly, how to extinguish your friends if they're on fire.

In this rotten, unkind, grim, and slightly spooky episode we learn things. We learn that Jake has a vehement dislike of vanilla, Cullen is ok with putting cheese up his nose, Esmir is starting a list, and Elrick is having some crazy dreams.

In this Hurdy Gurdy episode our heroes find a nice inviting hostel where they could rest easy until an audience is granted. Yup, nothing weird happens. No one hallucinates. No milky eyes get hit with butts. No one pulls any weeds with both hands. And certainly no Donovan songs are referenced.